A mother and two small children (first-graders or preschoolers), a girl and a boy.
-- Mom! When you grow up to be really, really big, Dad will buy you a car!
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-- It itches!
-- A mosquito bit you, that's why it itches.
-- When will the mosquitoes DIE?!
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Continuing the topic of dogs. In my opinion, all Pomeranians are crazy.
My friends' Pomeranian behaves quite normally in general. Not noisy, and so on. Until someone tries to, uh, change location. That is, go into another room, for example. Go outside. Come in from the street when the Pomeranian is outside. As a result, the dog starts to growl gutturally, bark, spin around, and generally behaves as if it's about to foam at the mouth.
Recently, I was standing in the entrance hall and talking to the concierge. The elevator opens, and a woman comes out, dragging a Pomeranian on a leash. The Pomeranian, without stopping, throughout the entire process, with an interval of exactly half a second, reproduces a characteristic and quite loud "Woof." And so they walk through the entrance hall, to the monotonous "Woof-woof-woof-woof!"
The concierge said that it's like that every time. And when they come in from the street, too.
Pomeranians are crazy