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Ahaha, you think I wasn't on the forum? What a disastrous misconception! I was here, analyzing what was happening, thinking about who would be best suited for this role. At first, I thought it would be Koren, but then our forum members would have had... more, uh, sexual encounters than they actually have. Then I thought it would be Mantikora, but giving him this role is very dangerous; what if he grows up and becomes normal? Then we'd have to choose a new king again! HORROR! And I came to the conclusion that the best person for this role is Chak. Look at the wonderful associations with this nickname: Chuck Norris, Sobchak, Baskunchak, Chak-Chak (these are grains in honey), Chakist (well, something like that))), and there are many more, I can't even remember them all. So, as everyone has already understood, the king of the flood becomes him, Arandor (an unexpected turn of events, right?). And the queen is Lelya, and what does this have to do with a wedding? Simply because a king and a queen should be together, so to speak, and there should also be a female nomination, he-he.
Basically, with these words (he-he), I want to close the flood contest. All good things come to an end. It went even better than I expected, not only with swearing and fighting but also with weddings, discrimination, and racism, so we can only be happy about it. Move all discussions to the "pub" – don't write anything more here. That's all.
The End
Or maybe this is just the beginning...?