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Well, it wasn't me who reacted, it was Drink. But I liked the result, and I liked it a lot! I am the Albanian Satan!!! Ehehehe!!! :D
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| You are a Watcher of Soton! |
You have sneaked in from another world and are looking with bewilderment at all this chaos. You cannot understand where is white and where is black, who is friend and who is foe. Everyone is against everyone in this disordered reality. You have a magical Houdini ticket in your hands, and you want to get back to your black and white movie, so understandable and simple. Because there are no Watchers here, it's pure lawlessness. Let's wish you luck in finding your way back. During Armageddon, you will be far from here. ![]() |
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That says it all. You're as cool as the coolest egg. You're ruthless, cold-blooded, and depraved. You have no honor or conscience. You're devilishly smart and incredibly inventive. Only you can outsmart yourself. You love everything on a grand scale: if you sleep, it's with a queen; if you command, it's the entire universe. However, with that kind of activity, you won't have time for the queen anymore. During Armageddon, you will lead the army of Darkness.
Of all the demonic creations, you are the closest to humans. In fact, you don't really have anything against these lovely creatures, with whom you can always have a drink and have a good fight. You are, as they say, a mighty, stinky, and hairy creature, whose grace resembles a genetic mix of an elephant and a hippopotamus. And if you happened to be born a woman, then everything feminine is alien to you, although forget about the elephant and hippopotamus, calm down, and put away your club. Your vocabulary consists of interjections, profanity, and the indefinite article "blya." But you are as naive and simple as a copper penny, and for that, people love you, and your unholy brethren don't love you very much. By the way, what made you take this test? Listen, the trumpet is calling! In the time of Armageddon, you will just be meat.
| You are a Classic Satan! |
You live in the canonical hell, where devils, frying pans, boiling lava, and you yourself, frozen in ice, reside. You have so many names that you have long forgotten what your real name is. You laugh with a well-rehearsed, theatrical voice, like this: HA! HA! HA! You wear a black cloak, a red suit, leather underwear, and iron boots. Despite such a ridiculous appearance, you have inspired countless artists to create works about your undoubtedly tragic life. Many of these works have become part of the world's cultural heritage. At midnight, you appear to people and offer to buy their souls, promising untold treasures, eternal youth, and other nonsense, the essence of which you have long understood and feel like a merchant of all sorts of junk. Recently, you have withdrawn from affairs, allowing people to figure things out for themselves. During Armageddon, you will finally be able to find the long-awaited peace. ![]() |
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| You are an Azazel! |
And that says it all. You are as cool as can be. You are a ruthless, cold-blooded, and depraved bastard. You have no honor or conscience. You are devilishly smart and incredibly inventive. Only you can outsmart yourself. You love everything on a grand scale: if you sleep, it's with a queen; if you command, it's the entire Universe. However, with such pursuits, you won't have time for the queen anymore. During Armageddon, you will lead the army of Darkness. ![]() |
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| You are a Cyberpunk Satan! |
It's completely unclear what you're doing here. The real world no longer exists for you. Instead of blood, zeros and ones have long been flowing through your veins. You are the absolute master of Doom and Unreal, a deadly virus, and the dark side of cyberspace. But, like any self-respecting Satan, you have one sin – you send out millions of spam emails offering to buy a bag of Viagra from you, and you get unforgettable pleasure from it. During Armageddon, you will come on stage with a sign that says "Game Over." ![]() |
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| You are a Watcher of the Void! |
You have sneaked in here from another world and are looking with bewilderment at all this chaos. You cannot understand where is white and where is black, who is friend and who is foe. Everyone is against everyone in this chaotic reality. You have a magical Houdini ticket in your hands, and you want to get back to your black and white movie, so clear and simple. Because there are no Watchers here, it's pure anarchy. Let's wish you luck in finding your way back. During the Armageddon, you will be far from here. ![]() |
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| You are a Gothic Satan! |
Your purpose is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Perhaps deep down you are kind and gentle, but it turns out that you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a gloomy mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems, filling megabytes of data, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they perceive you as an Accursed Satan, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness. ![]() |
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