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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#62275
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But I don’t have an elf; I have a fairy.
А, вот почему.

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#62276
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I also don't really have the physique of an elf.

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Well, since I was getting beaten, it means someone was beating me. From their perspective, the garages were clearly an interesting place.
Well, since you were beating someone too, then that's okay.
Although, I still have a question: why did you go behind the garages to fight, knowing full well that you would probably get beaten up? Why didn't you bring a sword and show them your coolness and swordsmanship skills?

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#62277
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It is practically impossible to inflict any damage with a sport rapier, even accidentally, even to oneself.
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But I don't have an elf, I have a fairy.
It doesn't matter, Io are not entirely elves either. Long ears = elf, it's just simpler.
I don't have an elf either, actually.
Long ears = elf, it's just simpler.
 

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#62281
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It is practically impossible to inflict any damage with a sports rapier. Not even to oneself, not even by accident.
Heh, let's put it this way, Alex has a completely different kind of sports equipment. And if you think that it can't be used to kill, think again.



It is, of course, blunted, but that won't help.
 

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#62282
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Ah, I seem to be having some issues; you're talking about Sylvan. Well, in duels, they don't use that flexible bow either.




These things are also often made of steel, although even with fiberglass, you can leave a nasty bruise.
 

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These things are also often made of steel, although even a piece of textolite can leave a nasty bruise.
In that case, just cut an ash branch in the nearest park and don't bother yourself or others.
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#62285
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An ash branch will perfectly replace a textolite sword, yes. But steel is still worse; it’s slightly thinner and heavier, and also noticeably harder.
But this is a dog. A chihuahua.
Dogs don’t eat sandwiches. At least, not with their hands.
 

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#62286
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Ment
Dogs don't eat sandwiches. At least, not with their hands.
IT CAN'T BE!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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