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Actually, I've always been extremely pale.

Aristocratic paleness. Tanning is for the common folk.

It's hard to argue with that.

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I love variety.

This variety (sometimes -15, sometimes +10, sometimes 0 over the course of a week) makes my hands and feet ache, gives me a headache, and chronic fatigue is compounded by seasonal drowsiness.

I start to get a runny nose, turn red, and itch when I'm in the cold, but in the sun, I become sluggish, overheat, and my skin peels off in patches.

Yes, yesterday it was +15, and today it’s only +5 with wet snow and rain. And no one is kissing under the windows.

Good lord, what mutants you are!

I only get a runny nose when it's windy, especially in winter.

This is a kind of allergy that started in childhood, unfortunately, it's not related to anything else.

There are eye exercises that can reduce photosensitivity. You'll be able to look directly at the sun for three hours without blinking, and then read the inscription on a matchbox from ten meters away.

Good Lord, what kind of mutants are you?

I only get a runny nose in the wind, especially in winter.

Thank you to the great Soviet Union, for its delicious and healthy food according to GOST standards, the best medicine in the world, the best climate, the best ecology in the world, and the most modern and super-safe infrastructure for life.

I was walking through the jungle this morning (I took a shortcut instead of using the regular road). It was early dawn, and the outlines of things around me were still blurry, the trees barely visible. Suddenly, something ran out of the bushes and started crowing! It turns out someone is raising chickens in our forest! It immediately reminded me of our expedition in the last Revenant expansion, and I pictured us wandering through the forest with chickens and roosters.

sometimes it's -15, sometimes +10, sometimes 0, all within one week.

No, I don't like that either, and I don't think any normal person would. In Yekaterinburg, by the way, the weather changes are very noticeable, so I perfectly understand what you're talking about.

It's strange, Siever, that despite your gigantic size and online coolness, you're afraid of meeting me. We could hang out somewhere, have a cola. I think half of what you say is just empty talk.

No, Siever, I was just kidding, I don't really want to.

Good lord, what mutants you are!

I only get a runny nose when it's windy, especially in winter.

Same here, colleague.
Although, actually, I've been experiencing some seasonal allergy symptoms lately. The city breeds allergy sufferers...

I have a runny nose almost all year round. In winter, late autumn, and early spring, it's due to the cold. From April to September, it's allergies. As a result, I only have two peaceful months.

a bunch of brats gathered.

Old friends gathered by the ancient oak. The forest echoes with the clatter of dishes, preparations for a feast are underway. A huge table is already set, and a magnificent pig is roasting. And a glorious troll carries a barrel of good beer. Since ancient times, as tradition dictates, friends meet once a year. Oh, how many of them have gathered here! A wondrous people are celebrating. The King sits opposite the forester, the forester sits to the right of the jester. And nearby, the dwarves are not bored – they sing songs about the mountains. Everyone here will tell you a story; this is the law of the gathering, and such is the will of the Prince! Here, you won't find a fool who won't pour himself a beer! And, clinking glasses, the old friends will get drunk. And, leaning on a golden cane, in the guise of all unholy power, stands Nobody and No One, stands the Russian Prince-sorcerer Vasily. And, leaning on a golden cane, in the guise of all unholy power, stands Nobody and No One, stands the Russian Prince-sorcerer Vasily. The book is closed, and the forest has disappeared somewhere. But I hear the rustling of leaves, and the singing of old friends...

Good lord, what kind of mutants are you?

Same here, colleague.

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