Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I suggest we settle this. You get a log, I get a log.

What can I say?
Unfortunately, many women lack the practical skills to control a man's body during sex. This is often due to their own shyness, as well as a common male mistake. Most often, men don't teach their partners what they themselves have mastered, namely how to handle male genitals, but instead silently consider their partner to be unskillful. And women are forced to learn, through trial and error, and sometimes at the cost of ruined relationships, to piece together knowledge of the mechanics of male erogenous zones.

Good day. How are you?

rice

I just had some rice soup with chicken. It was delicious. And in general, it's my favorite side dish.

seafood

I haven't eaten much of it lately. And I don't really like it, except for a few types of fish.

Ice cream isn't my favorite, but it's tasty. It was a bit of a hassle to run around and get it, but I bought it at the store on the way.

I was already thinking you had ice cream on your plate... in a special sandy little basket and topped with caramel.
It's funny to see a post from a "Heroes" fan after, hmm, an unexpected monologue from Revan.

How are you doing?

He's also not a virgin, yuck.

Reven, I found a news article for you. I wanted to post it in the politics thread, but never mind.

A light, comfortable sweater with a cutout in the most interesting place is designed to rekindle Japanese youth's interest in sex.

You can find it on the link and on 2ch.

What could be better than rice and seafood? The answer is nothing.

Frankfurt sausages and beer.

What could be better than rice and seafood? The answer is nothing.

Bread with lard and vodka.

How are you doing?

"Enlightenment" is clearly a subjective term.

There's a whiff of pedophilia here.

Frankfurt sausages and beer.

By the way, that's not bad. Just replace the beer with stewed cabbage and cranberry juice.

"Enlightenment" is clearly a subjective term.

No.

Yes, let it continue; it still needs more time.

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