Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Oh, bathing my cats was always a treat for me. They're so funny when they're wet.

My second cat was very afraid of open spaces. When we went to the country house, he would immediately bolt out as soon as he got outside. He behaved very aggressively and attacked people. Of course, we didn't know this at first, and as a result, he bit my hand. Since then, we tried not to let him go outside.

Left the house => immediately became uncivilized.

Well, you are quite the sadists. Go ahead, torment them...

Perhaps in my next life, when I become a cat...

Dream.

I will enslave humans.

And don't even dream about it.

Meow.

A real cat would type something like "vyprvere" or another random set of letters.

Oh, come on, you're acting like children. I can type perfectly fine, it's just that my claws sometimes slip on the keyboard.

Cats don't extend their claws when they type.

When I get angry, they just pop out on their own.

The other day, I decided to indulge in a hobby and bought myself this diamond painting kit; I've already made some progress. My friend kept hinting that she wanted to try it too, so I bought her a similar one as a gift, but with a clown.
+ It's meditative, engaging, and almost like embroidery, but easier. In the end, you get a beautiful picture, and the kit itself seems to be of decent quality (I have nothing to compare it to).
- It requires patience and perseverance, so it's only enjoyable when you're in the right mood.

Ah yes, let me explain: by "claw" I naturally mean an ordinary wolf. Due to the bad influence of HeroesWorld, I call all wolves "claws" regardless of the situation.