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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#60685
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I used to have a cat, and before that, another one...

Cats, darn it, don't live very long. That's why I don't get any pets.

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Although... I have a huge spider at home. It performs various useful functions.

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Also, they say you can chat with Cortana. I just don't know how to turn her on.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#60686
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Well, the first one fell out of the window, he didn't die of old age.
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#60687
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Light a candle for him.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#60688
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I just remembered something my mom told me. When I was a child in the hospital, I was jumping around and screaming that I was a cat, and a nurse was chasing me with a straitjacket and swearing, "Be human!!!11".
So, why am I telling this... All of you, little humans, are merely pathetic two-legged slaves to the fluffy overlords. Meow :3
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#60689
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When I was 8-10 years old, I threw my fluffy cat down the garbage chute because it scratched me.

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#60690
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They are already coming after you.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#60691
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He has already been punished.

Be strong. Believe
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#60692
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We gave them a good scolding.
I used to tease cats when I was a kid, pulling their tails and paws, etc.
А, вот почему.

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#60693
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And I never bullied anyone when I was a kid.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#60695
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My parents had a cat, and I built different kinds of houses for it, but without an exit so it wouldn't run away, and I often ended up forgetting about it. Then, after some time, you open the roof, and it jumps onto your hand with its claws, and then slides down to the ground like a mountaineer, leaving a deep cut with clumps of dirt under your skin – nice. It was a funny cat; it would bring a bird to bed in the morning or a mouse. The feeling of waking up like that was something else. And when we temporarily moved to the city, it fell from the balcony after a few days (we assume, since no one was home), and we never found it.

Whatever
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#60696
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Well, not exactly, but she was teasing him.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#60697
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My parents had a cat, and I built different kinds of houses for it, but without an exit so it wouldn't run away, and I often ended up forgetting about it. Then, after some time, you open the roof, and it jumps onto your hand with its claws, and then slides down to the ground like a mountaineer, leaving a deep cut with clumps of dirt under your skin – nice. It was a funny cat; it would bring a bird to bed in the morning or a mouse. The feeling of waking up like that was something else. And when we temporarily moved to the city, it fell from the balcony a few days later (we assume, since no one was home), and we never found it.
So, you're from the countryside?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#60698
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Yeah, I spent most of my life there.

Whatever
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#60699
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Anime fan in the village.

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No. The first anime fan in the village. There.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день