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Menti is talking. I still love it – I haven't been disappointed yet.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Why fall in love with girls when you can fall in love with an idealized image of these girls and never, ever be disappointed?
If you like a girl, kill her while she's still young. That way, you'll be able to avoid disappointment in the future.
Death flag
The point where a person's death becomes highly probable or unavoidable, due to something that he or she has just said or done. May also refer to the phrase or action itself.
Ways to make a death flag:
- achieve 999 straight victories
- teach your pupil everything you know
- propose to someone before going to war
- get seriously wounded and tell your mates you'll be "fine"
- invite a detective to your next family reunion on an island
- reassure a small child that no enemy has attacked your city in 100 years
- point out the glaring lack of giant parasitic wasp swarms in your current life
"Gee, you know, the only thing that could ruin this great wedding right now is a giant swarm of parasitic wasps."
when the head has already been amputated
Once, in a good mood, a wise man thought, "I wish I could watch anime and play video games every day and do nothing else."
And sometimes, those traps lead to the depths of hell.
But it's amazing how happy things can be, once you've fallen far enough.

