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Since Revan created a thread with names, I'll post this amusing thing here: this. Basically, it's a list of combinations of birth year and zodiac sign and what they mean. Some combinations are quite funny. Mine, for example.
It's surprising; I've always thought that zodiac signs, like names, are written in such a way that they can be adapted to fit any person (with greater or lesser difficulty). However, what is described about me is the absolute opposite in every parameter – not a homebody, sociable, optimistic, promiscuous, with weak empathy, and prone to fraud. It's not that I'm offended by these accusations, saying that these are all negative qualities; on the contrary, I would actually gladly prefer to be a charming Casanova swindling fools out of money, but I'm not like that. The only thing I agree with, however, is:
Roadrunners cannot allow themselves to become bored, under any conditions. If they do, they can become terribly moody and will turn to manipulation to keep their brains stimulated.
Added 2 minutes later The description of the Ple-Sena combination is very good, by the way:
Like their animal namesake, members of this sign often speak without realizing what they are saying.
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
Mysterious, with a brilliant mind, and affectionate, those born under the sign of the Frog are elusive spellcasters with a keen intuition. Their natural instincts are so strong that they can achieve more in life than most, relying solely on their intuitive gifts. Frogs have a vivid imagination and like to contemplate situations for a long time before they encounter them. They have strategic minds and can anticipate the moves of others before they happen. Like their animal counterparts, representatives of this sign prefer to sit and wait for their prey to come to them.
One of the distinguishing features of this sign is that they always surprise you. Depending on the position in the birth chart, most Frogs will be naturally reserved when you first meet them, then suddenly say something very funny, charming, or insightful, which makes others wonder what else is hidden behind their cool exterior. Trying to penetrate the mind of a Frog is almost impossible, as they tend to be more self-contained than other people. Frogs like to bend reality to fit their preferred model of the world, and as long as nothing comes along to disprove this belief, they can live in their invented reality for quite some time.
Frogs are inherently unattainable. They are polite, well-mannered, and have classic taste – this means they are more conservative than they actually are. Since they rarely let anyone see the inner workings of their own mental world, others find it more difficult to get to know them and understand what they are thinking. There are many types of Frogs in the animal kingdom, from the common "water frog" to the bright and poisonous "dart frog." Similarly, the planetary aspects in the natal chart have a strong influence on the personality traits of a person born under the sign of the Frog.
COMPATIBILITY (LOVE & FRIENDSHIP)
Frogs are not only friends, but they are also compassionate friends who will cry with you when you are in pain. Sensitive but also self-protective, the most important thing to remember about Frogs is that deep down, they both fear and hate rejection more than anything else. Beneath their carefree exterior, they are very sensitive to the feelings of others (this comes with having excellent intuition) and find it very difficult to be around people who do not accept them for who they are. Those who emotionally hurt them will not find them asking for love and attention, even if it is a Frog. On the contrary, Frogs develop almost superhuman abilities to completely cut people out of their lives, never speaking or thinking about them again.
As intelligent and intuitive as they are, Frogs somehow end up choosing the wrong partner on a regular basis. They have the ability to attract potential romantic partners with their charm and sophistication, but they often get caught up in drama and fail to maintain stable and fulfilling relationships. This trait eases with age, but young Frogs will have many ups and downs in their pursuit of those who keep them at a distance, without rejecting them outright. Maturity and experience are key to incorporating these lessons into their lives. One of the main goals in life is to learn to accept themselves, regardless of how others treat them. Romantic relationships will be a key factor in these lessons.
CAREER AND GOALS
This is one of the most intuitively gifted signs of the primary Zodiac. Many Frogs are legitimately telepathic, and those who are not are still excellent at reading others. This "sixth sense" can be used in a number of ways, but Frogs are unlikely to use it purely for personal gain. The desire to help others comes strongly from the influence of Pisces, although the subtle aspects in each person's birth chart probably also play a role here.
Frogs do not particularly like routines and enjoy having enough time to work on creative projects on their own. Many representatives of this sign enjoy artistic pursuits, such as painting or ceramics, but do not want to "spoil" this hobby by turning it into a career. For those who would like a more traditional career, it is still important that there is some flexibility in how they can approach their work. Strict, scripted roles do not suit them. Using their wit and intuition is what they excel at. Some of the best career options for Frogs include: psychologist, psychiatrist, astrologer, magician, designer, PR director, casting director, art critic, or anything related to human resources
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Why, why, why, WHAT THE BALD DAVROS do I only get TWEAKED ANIMALS in all the horoscopes
Those born under the Primal Zodiac sign of Gorilla are defined by their big energy. They are show-stealers by design: outgoing, energetic, and clever. They are usually cheerful, and enjoy being the “life of the party.” That said, Gorillas are also egotistical, and their aggressive desire for attention can become overwhelming to others. Bars and pubs are places that Gorillas like to frequent. Members of this sign tend to enjoy consuming alcohol in social situations, but aren’t always the nicest drunks. They are happy when all eyes and ears are on them, but if ignored, they can be pouty and mean.
That's a thing, but I don't like drinking and partying, I prefer to grab attention on HeroesWorld x)
Gorilla is a very active sign. They enjoy physical activity and express themselves best through physical outlets. This is so true for members of this sign, that if they don’t get enough physical activity they can become depressed and angry. If this happens, everyone around will know it. Gorillas don’t bother hiding their emotions, which actually suits them well, since they often just need to get whatever is bothering them out. They need to be careful not to stay in a funk for too long, though, as these moods (amplified by their natural energy) can easily drive away those around them.
Lol, well that's clear, I can't stand physical activity, that's why I'm so angry, it all adds up.
COMPATIBILITY (LOVE & FRIENDSHIP)
As mentioned, Gorillas love attention, and usually they are so fun and outgoing that their energy is infectious to those around them. They may push away some people with their big personalities, but they don’t care. They only really care about those who “get them”, and there are plenty of those people around. They are highly social and are often in a good mood. They like being in big groups with a limited amount of other big personalities.
Nope, I'm a hikikomori after all.
Though they will often have many people they consider friends, the relationships made by Gorillas tend to be quite shallow. It doesn’t escape those around them that they really make friends just so they have somebody to worship them. When friendships decay, the Gorilla usually takes off to find someone new to entertain. Deep down, others realize that the Gorilla really only cares about himself, so they keep an emotional distance as well.
I don't know, I don't always think about the motivation of my actions, but here it's actually the opposite, rather.
This unfortunately extends most heavily to the love life of this sign. While they have little trouble attracting potential mates, long-term relationships rarely work out well. The same issue occurs in relationships as it does with friends. Gorillas simply have superficial relationships. They seem great at first, often feeding off of the big energy of the connection, but they never seem to go anywhere from there. When their mates want to settle down, the Gorilla wants to keep on moving. Everyone involved eventually realizes that there was never anything real holding the relationship together, and they part ways. This repeats itself again and again in the lives of this sign, ending only when the Gorilla allows himself to accept a more calm and secure life. Of course, this too has its price.
I don't exactly see piles of men at my feet.
CAREERS & GOALS
Despite their tendency to be outgoing and social, Gorillas also show an analytical side in their careers. They are good problem-solvers, and as long as they stay interested, this side of them can really shine in their careers. It’s not likely that they will be able to sit quietly at a desk for a long time, so a job that keeps them moving both physically and mentally works well with their endless energy. This can take many forms, such as criminal investigator, sports coach, urban planner, or stockbroker.
Lol.
Not all Gorillas will be interested in tapping their analytical side. For those who would rather be out and about making money and friends, sales is a perfect career choice. Their tendency to be overly forthcoming and aggressive in social situations actually works perfectly in sales negotiations. What can be interpreted socially as overbearing may be seen as confidence in the business world.
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк.. Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов. Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
Bear This is the totem of Aries. The bear is a symbol of kindness, strength, and cunning. Its "proteges" are fiery and quick-tempered individuals. They quickly become enthusiastic about new ideas, but they can also quickly abandon what they started if it bores them. A bear statuette will help to correct this situation. This figurine will add calmness, faith in one's own strength, and the ability to bring started tasks to completion.
It's already better, but still not perfect. Now I'll have to be afraid of psychos with knives.
Ple-Sen
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