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I didn't take out any loans at all. But Sberbank keeps sending me SMS messages, and sometimes girls call and try to persuade me to take out a loan.

Please, take out a loan from our bank; your debt will be so large, and the interest rates will be so high.

Once, Sberbank sent me an SMS with the following text:
"Please rate our service from 1 to 10.

The cost of the SMS depends on your mobile operator's tariff."

and how did you rate it?

I decided they weren't worth my time!

*The cost of an SMS message depends on your rating.

Heroist

a toy for idiots

Actually, smartphones are very useful. Well, not for me, of course, since I rarely leave the house.

Throw away that phone and buy a new one.

Who needs a street when you can create your own world and travel through it...?

Smartphones are a decent thing, you can grind on HeroesWorld from, say, Karelia, but when I look at the rapidly draining battery on my Xiaomi, I remember all those funny pictures about Android and the battery. And the most depressing part is that it only charges from a power bank when it's turned off :(
Although this might be because my previous phone was solemnly given to me as a birthday gift, cost 18k, and faithfully served for seven or eight years, while I bought my Xiaomi almost spontaneously for 8k, because even though my old phone kept working after hitting a concrete floor, it started to have a tendency to crumble a bit in my hands, and I urgently-needed-right-now had to find something that at least wouldn't fall apart.

It cost 18k and served faithfully for seven or eight years.

Back then, you could probably buy a decent top-tier computer for that price.

Peka was already simple.

You've overstayed in the HeroesWorld (HW) flood thread if:

1. You're in the top 10 by number of posts.
2. And in the top 10 by number of BD.
3. Yet you don't remember when you last visited other sections of the forum.
4. Wait, there are other sections?
5. You see a guy with an outrageous nickname, anime on his avatar, and a gazillion posts, and you know — his name is Revan.
6. He will be called Revan even after ten nickname changes.
7. And after twenty.
8. It's forever.
9. You think Revan's nickname change is the only thing the Creator is needed for.
10. Revan runs cool expeditions.
11. But everyone usually dies in them.
12. You've died in Revan's expedition too.
13. Repeatedly.
14. You joke about Arandor's orientation.
15. That will never get old.
16. No matter what Arandor says.
17. You know how to correctly spell Drakooshka's nickname.
18. But you call her Kosha, just to be safe.
19. You're not surprised that the sweet girl Morning is addressed in the masculine gender.
20. You even remember her his previous account.
21. You remember all of Amka's and Neba's previous nicknames.
22. Even if you don't know who they are.
23. Maybe you even remember all of Revan's previous nicknames.
24. The ultimate achievement is if you remember them in chronological order.
25. Every December you freeze in anticipation, waiting for the New Year's persimmon.
26. You've developed a habit of eating persimmon for New Year's.
27. You know how to draw, write, compose poetry, and sometimes music.
28. Because you can't manage without that in the persimmon.
29. Heroes III is the best.
30. Although, actually, the best is Heroes IV.
31. And Heroes V is okay too.
32. As well as Heroes I, II, VI, and VII.
33. Despite the fact you don't remember when you last played any of them.
34. You can completely derail absolutely any topic.
35. Even all by yourself.
36. You hate politics.
37. But you still read the politics thread.
38. Just to laugh.
39. You're more interested in Dimka's and Anna's personal lives.
40. Than in your own.
41. Mafia isn't dead, it just smells that way.
42. You don't like alliances.
43. No alliances at all.
44. You consider yourself a failure.
45. After all, successful people don't hang out on HW.
46. But you still love the forum and its inhabitants.

Feel free to correct and add more.

And don't read it.