- You're in the top 10 by number of posts.
- And in the top 10 by number of BD.
- Yet you don't remember when you last visited other sections of the forum.
- Wait, there are other sections?
- You see a guy with an outrageous nickname, anime on his avatar, and a gazillion posts, and you know — his name is Revan.
- He will be called Revan even after ten nickname changes.
- And after twenty.
- It's forever.
- You think Revan's nickname change is the only thing the Creator is needed for.
- Revan runs cool expeditions.
- But everyone usually dies in them.
- You've died in Revan's expedition too.
- Repeatedly.
- You joke about Arandor's orientation.
- That will never get old.
- No matter what Arandor says.
- You know how to correctly spell Drakooshka's nickname.
- But you call her Kosha, just to be safe.
- You're not surprised that the sweet girl Morning is addressed in the masculine gender.
- You even remember
herhis previous account. - You remember all of Amka's and Neba's previous nicknames.
- Even if you don't know who they are.
- Maybe you even remember all of Revan's previous nicknames.
- The ultimate achievement is if you remember them in chronological order.
- Every December you freeze in anticipation, waiting for the New Year's persimmon.
- You've developed a habit of eating persimmon for New Year's.
- You know how to draw, write, compose poetry, and sometimes music.
- Because you can't manage without that in the persimmon.
- Heroes III is the best.
- Although, actually, the best is Heroes IV.
- And Heroes V is okay too.
- As well as Heroes I, II, VI, and VII.
- Despite the fact you don't remember when you last played any of them.
- You can completely derail absolutely any topic.
- Even all by yourself.
- You hate politics.
- But you still read the politics thread.
- Just to laugh.
- You're more interested in Dimka's and Anna's personal lives.
- Than in your own.
- Mafia isn't dead, it just smells that way.
- You don't like alliances.
- No alliances at all.
- You consider yourself a failure.
- After all, successful people don't hang out on HW.
- But you still love the forum and its inhabitants.
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