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Sacred Haven of Debauchery

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You've overstayed in the HeroesWorld (HW) flood thread if:
  1. You're in the top 10 by number of posts.
  2. And in the top 10 by number of BD.
  3. Yet you don't remember when you last visited other sections of the forum.
  4. Wait, there are other sections?
  5. You see a guy with an outrageous nickname, anime on his avatar, and a gazillion posts, and you know — his name is Revan.
  6. He will be called Revan even after ten nickname changes.
  7. And after twenty.
  8. It's forever.
  9. You think Revan's nickname change is the only thing the Creator is needed for.
  10. Revan runs cool expeditions.
  11. But everyone usually dies in them.
  12. You've died in Revan's expedition too.
  13. Repeatedly.
  14. You joke about Arandor's orientation.
  15. That will never get old.
  16. No matter what Arandor says.
  17. You know how to correctly spell Drakooshka's nickname.
  18. But you call her Kosha, just to be safe.
  19. You're not surprised that the sweet girl Morning is addressed in the masculine gender.
  20. You even remember her his previous account.
  21. You remember all of Amka's and Neba's previous nicknames.
  22. Even if you don't know who they are.
  23. Maybe you even remember all of Revan's previous nicknames.
  24. The ultimate achievement is if you remember them in chronological order.
  25. Every December you freeze in anticipation, waiting for the New Year's persimmon.
  26. You've developed a habit of eating persimmon for New Year's.
  27. You know how to draw, write, compose poetry, and sometimes music.
  28. Because you can't manage without that in the persimmon.
  29. Heroes III is the best.
  30. Although, actually, the best is Heroes IV.
  31. And Heroes V is okay too.
  32. As well as Heroes I, II, VI, and VII.
  33. Despite the fact you don't remember when you last played any of them.
  34. You can completely derail absolutely any topic.
  35. Even all by yourself.
  36. You hate politics.
  37. But you still read the politics thread.
  38. Just to laugh.
  39. You're more interested in Dimka's and Anna's personal lives.
  40. Than in your own.
  41. Mafia isn't dead, it just smells that way.
  42. You don't like alliances.
  43. No alliances at all.
  44. You consider yourself a failure.
  45. After all, successful people don't hang out on HW.
  46. But you still love the forum and its inhabitants.

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А, вот почему.

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