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#1915
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Life is already too dull, and now at least some entertainment has appeared. Abram constantly went to church and asked God to grant him a lottery win. When everyone got tired of listening to Abram's requests, they turned to God to help Abram. To which God replied: - I would gladly help, but let Abram at least buy a lottery ticket. People pointed out his mistakes, suggested what they were, but he didn't even try to understand them, being confident in his own rightness.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
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Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
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#1916
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I was playing in a tournament, and I had to kill my opponent's hero, who was spending the night in a Necropolis. I noticed that he hadn't closed the gate, so I attacked him. At that moment, my brain just short-circuited. I stared at the screen for about 5 minutes, but eventually, I understood how it was possible.
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Dima Surmay
played in a tournament and it was necessary to kill the opponent's hero, who was staying in a Necropolis, I saw that he didn't have any guards and attacked him, and then my brain just short-circuited, I stared at the screen for about 5 minutes, but eventually I understood how it was possible :)
How was that possible?
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caliban
How?
This was a screenshot puzzle; if no one answers, I'll reveal the solution in 2 days.
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#1919
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"The enemy is too strong, do you not wish to retreat?"
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#1920
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this happens if the player exits the game at that moment, and the computer plays for them.


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#1922
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Alt+F4 helps you escape, even if you are shackled.
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#1923
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the defense calculations reminded people of the mathematician Rybnikov.
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KobRa_RR
This happens when a player disconnects from the game, and the computer takes over for them.
Yes, there was a disconnection.
#1925
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yes, there was a disconnect.
Just like in those overblown mystical thrillers at the end: "oh, it was all a dream."
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Aiwe
Horn must be awesome :D :D
I thought the same at first. But if it were Uncle Sasha, the unit costs and health values would be correct.
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Dirty_Player
I thought the same at first. But if it were Uncle Sasha, the prices for units and their health would be indicated correctly.

Considering that mercury has been added, I think the author knew the price of the units perfectly well, he just slightly changed it for convenience.

P.S.: 1 mage to reduce the price, all titans and nagas, single genies, and upgrade the archons for the rest:rolleyes:
http://heroes3.tv/aiwe