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#106
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If you get scared by lions, tigers, and bears, that's your problem. God gave you a chance to survive, but you didn't want to help animals in preserves and study their behavior – that's your fault. Only mosquitoes, flies, and humans are fatal to me.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#107
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What "god"? If a real God existed, there wouldn't be such lawlessness around! People would be exploring space, flying to other planets, instead of bombing each other and imprisoning people for reposting a photo of an ancient tablecloth with ancient Russian sun symbols embroidered on it 200 years ago on social media! Northern peoples would not pay tribute to southern peoples because they are better at using cold and firearms! And so on, and so forth. Everything we see around us shows that there is no god, or he exists, but he needs to be immediately executed for his crimes! And in this thread, people are posting fantasies about what the ideal God should be like. You don't like mosquitoes? Well, then reread my post:
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1. I would destroy everyone who is guilty of violating social justice.
2. I would stabilize the population. Until someone dies, you can't make new people. Immediate sterilization for irresponsible people.
3. I would increase the lifespan to two thousand years.
4. I would destroy parasitic insects, parasitic worms, and other small parasites that harm humans.
5. I would improve the ecology of the Earth. I would eliminate deserts. I would clean rivers and lakes of all harmful filth.
6. I would eliminate piranhas, sharks, bears, tigers, lions, and other dangerous predators that humans are unlikely to be able to fight off with a knife, in order to make the world safer.
And so on, and so forth.
I wouldn't be such a lazy and indifferent person as the current god, who has no conscience at all.

Flies cannot be destroyed. Their larvae eat corpses and excrement. They are necessary. It is immoral to destroy people! And people are not fatal! You can negotiate with people. But you can't negotiate with lions, tigers, and bears. And you can't fight them off. But you condemn me for wanting to make the planet better and safer! What can I think of you after that? Only that you only look like a human on the outside. You are a "human" de jure. But de facto, you are not a human. You can be classified as one of those parasitic insects, nothing more.
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#108
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People are not inherently evil! You can reason with people.
People would be exploring space, flying to other planets, instead of bombing each other and imprisoning others for reposting a photo of an ancient tablecloth with ancient Russian sun symbols on social media! Northern peoples would not pay tribute to southern peoples because they are better at using cold and firearms!
You only appear to be human on the outside. You are a "human" de jure. But de facto, you are not a human. You can be classified as one of those parasitic insects.
4. Eliminated the parasitic insects.
Hmm...
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#109
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What can I think of you after that?
Well, a lot of things. About ten quite plausible explanations came to mind.
It's just that you only look like a human on the outside. You are a "human" de jure. But de facto, you are not a human. You can be classified as one of those parasitic insects, nothing more.
True, but that wasn't one of them. Could you elaborate on the internal logic of this thought?
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Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#110
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You can't eliminate flies. Their larvae feed on corpses and excrement. They are necessary.
Instead, make it so that excrement and corpses dissolve in the air or break down into water with mineral elements.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#111
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Look at these lions – they are vicious, dangerous, and uncontrollable creatures. No, there's no negotiating with them, only killing. Otherwise, one of them might lick you to death.
And yes, I'm against killing mosquitoes. Who will they draw on those funny souvenirs from Karelia then?

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#112
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It is immoral to destroy people! And people are not doomed! You can negotiate with people.
Especially with some who are obsessed with destroying large predators. Just wait fifty years – and they will die out on their own. And, by the way, read the local newspaper's crime section sometime...
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#113
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1. "Only mosquitoes, flies, and people are fatal to me." - An a priori negative attitude towards people, characteristic only of egoists. Only the fear of punishment for it separates you from killing people. If you had the opportunity to kill without punishment, it's scary to think about what you would do! And I know how many people die from lions, tigers, and bears, having no chance to defend themselves, even with knives. And I want to save people. You want to kill. I want to save. Therefore, de facto, I am a Human, and you are a parasite.
2. I will not do it. My main principle is to make only NECESSARY changes. Flies will live.
3. Pes'tsov will be drawn.
4. Those who kill people for pleasure and for robbery are people de jure, but not de facto. Therefore, they will disappear, like mosquito parasites. But people who are attacked by other people often have a chance to survive. And you cannot survive from lions, tigers, and bears. Therefore, lions, tigers, and bears are more dangerous than human bandits.
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#114
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Arctic foxes do not live there.
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#116
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Yeah, everything is correct; it's been known for a long time that humans are quite the parasites on the planet.
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#117
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It would be very interesting to have a planet without people, completely devoid of them.

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#118
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Well, you can always arrange it. It's not a complicated task.
Although, yes, there will be no one to produce ice cream.
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#119
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Rather, it’s for no one.
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#120
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And not for anyone...
I changed my mind; I don't feel like killing all the humans anymore. A world without ice cream is terrible.
А, вот почему.

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