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I guess I’ll have to take something internally, otherwise they won’t let me keep this artifact.

I just had a very realistic and detailed dream about working as a general laborer in a supermarket. Something about it didn't sit right with me.

Was the salary at least decent?

Salary.

There are no all-rounders in a supermarket. There are loaders, cashiers, and merchandisers. It's up to you.

Was the salary at least decent?

Yes, I know, it's a hard habit to break.

As far as I know, assistants in places like this earn around 15k. And in budget organizations, it's about 7k with a few extra. But there, as a rule, there's less work.

They are repairing the roof on the neighboring building (a nine-story building), and it's funny to watch: the guys are throwing down old pieces of roofing material from the top, even if someone is walking below. If someone gets hit on the head, that's it – goodbye.

Maybe, on the contrary, they are specifically looking for passersby below.

Ah, I wish it was at least 30 degrees right now.

Every man, if he wants to be called a Man, should do three things in his life: raise a son, plant a tree, and build a house. I'm still having some issues with the first point; firstly, because of my principles, and secondly, just because. The second point is quite easily solved; you just go and plant a tree, that's all. But the third point, I can say, is accomplished. In Chelyabinsk, at 4 Monakov Street, is my pride and joy – a construction supermarket, built with my own hands. Yes, it's still standing.

Have the guys been involved in tourism for a long time?
Are they well-versed in housekeeping?
Is the river navigable?
In which direction does the river flow?
What is the depth and width of the river at the nearest rapids?
How long will it take for the laundry to dry?
How much taller can the sunflower grow?
Is the tourist camp located far from the city?
What mode of transport did the guys use to get here?
Do they like pelmeni in these parts?
Is it a recent newspaper? (The newspaper is dated August 22nd)
Which city is the plane flying to?

I don't see a river.

Which city is the plane flying to?

It's a UFO.