Gash
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I was just hanging out with some old guys, having a few drinks. Well, I wasn't drinking, they were. We talked about 1958, about Stalin, and about who unloaded how many trucks. And a little bit about girls.
I told them how, when I was a kid, I locked a cat in the washing machine. It died there. Or did I already tell that story?
To be fair, I have to say that I didn't want to kill it. I just closed it in there and forgot to take it out.
