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#138
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Me and My Job
An epic tragicomedy in one act

Characters:
Dag, a mentally unstable but mostly harmless office worker.
Office Plankton, a collection of various unremarkable and incompatible individuals.

Act One, which is also the last
The action takes place in an office. Usual creative chaos, the clatter of keyboards, someone is talking quietly on the phone, hysterical female laughter can be heard from the kitchen.
Dag enters.
Dag (in a loud voice). Hey!!!
Office Plankton (turning to the sound). ???
Dag. Well,

Moderated: PROFANITY in the message

damn it
, what kind of company is this! Only assholes work here!!!
Curtain.
#140
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And this is a completely different story. Stay tuned for the next season.
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#141
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A familiar scene.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#142
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I wrote a rather lengthy post, but then I realized I had already summarized everything. Perhaps I forgot to mention that I had chickenpox, fortunately, when I was a child. And I also had ringworm once!

Currently, the terrible insomnia is comparable in intensity to one of the types of toxicosis.
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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#143
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It has been proven that patients with IBS have a lower pain threshold in the intestine, and therefore even seemingly insignificant factors, such as the filling of the intestine with food or gases, can cause pain. People with a normal pain threshold feel absolutely nothing at this time.
God: So, Revanch, did you eat?
Revanch: Yes.
God: Now suffer :D
Revanch: :(

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#144
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You don't feel well.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#145
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There is no God.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#147
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No life.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#149
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Azuchi
SRK
Revanche, how did you manage that? :(
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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#151
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HoM[M]ie
Revanche, how did you manage that? :(
I wanted to make a joke about anime, but I'm already tired of making jokes about it.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#152
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Rematch
Just like with other dozens of diseases.
But how, Revan, how? :smile05:
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.