What would you do if your computer suddenly disappeared? Completely. Auto-translated

I would hang myself, haha.

I would have just Googled it... oh, right.

I'm going to eat and then go to sleep. Reality sucks.

I would use it on my phone/tablet. Which I do regularly.

I would visit one of you.

Would become a successful person.

He would find a girlfriend, get married, have children, take out a loan and a mortgage, and then hang himself because of the debts.

I would gladly sacrifice my computer to shave off a decade or two from my age. Or even better, be reborn into the family of some oligarch.

Indeed, the child of an oligarch can afford a newer and better computer. And in twenty extra years of life, one can acquire not only several computers but also many other useful things.

I would start a completely different life. Without a computer.

I hope that will be the case eventually. And this bulky, noisy thing will be replaced by something simpler and more convenient, perhaps some kind of implants or something else.

I would buy another one.

Did you just gather resources and immediately respond?

So, I think I know the answer now. I checked all the local stores and sports complexes. I even found the local sambo federation (yes, the annotation says it's a Russian acronym for "self-defense without weapons"). But I still decided to go with swimming. Next week, I'll start looking for language courses. And today, I'm supposed to learn how to ride a bike. Overall, it's not bad, but something is missing. Maybe online courses, online stores, or just simple Skype communication.

I would buy another one.

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