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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#57254
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Enjoy the expedition. Drink coffee before bed. Jaywalk. Read books until you're fifty. Don't watch TV, don't watch anime, don't watch Maxim +100500. Life passes you by.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#57255
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I wish I could just get married for the sake of it and have kids just to have them.

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#57256
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Just sleep with a woman first.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#57258
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Unfortunately, my friend, if you don't enjoy the "Gameplay," then nothing can help...
Well, that's a shame. But keep in mind that if you change your mind, I'll have a clearly defined goal – "to survive," a clearly defined winning condition – "somehow not die and reach a certain point on the map," and a clearly defined losing condition – "die." ;) However, the motivation can be different.
 

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#57259
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Found on a website with funny stuff, in a collection of ridiculous products like "squid with crab flavor," "cherries with raspberry aroma," "condensed milk with cognac," etc. There was a product from our local dairy plant.



I tried it once, and it was tasty, although I think it's too sweet for my taste. We also sell mint cookies; I haven't gotten around to trying them yet because one package contains a ton of calories and sugar, and I'm hesitant to consume a third of my daily allowance in one yogurt.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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what would be your stats if you were a D&D character?
Found this thread and had a laugh at the people. The point is that users were supposed to write down their stats (according to their feelings), and who would have thought: the vast majority have an Intelligence of around 16-18, even though 18 is indicated as the maximum.

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Ha-ha. Here's the original, just in case.

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Get in the robot Sergei.
This one made me laugh out loud.

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#57262
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I don't really like fur, but I suddenly felt like posting this. Pew-pew, vzzzz.

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#57263
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The point is that users were supposed to write down their own stats (based on their feelings), and who would have thought: for the vast majority, intelligence is around 16-18, even though 18 is indicated as the maximum.
Judging by your laughter, they failed the bluff check. And what stats did the creator of the thread assign to himself? And what were the average wisdom and charisma?

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I don't really like mechs, but I felt like firing this off. Pew-pew, vzzzz.
Ivor would probably pilot a mech the same way.
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#57264
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What stats did the thread creator assign to him?
~10-12
And what about his average Wisdom and Charisma?
Low/average
Ivor would probably pilot that mech too.
If he had lived to this time. But because of you, it won't happen anymore...

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#57265
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~10-12
So, he decided to make fun of it, just as I thought. Even in the book, 10 is indicated as the average intelligence for a human, while 18 is reserved for the brilliant mind flayers. And krakens boast an intelligence of 20. They also have a charisma of 20. Because krakens are cute.
If he had lived to this time. But because of you, it won't happen...
You can always create his descendant. Or, even better, a clone.
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#57267
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Fair enough.
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#57268
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intelligence for noobs
wisdom for normal guys

Be strong. Believe