Posts from Whining. Auto-translated

Heh, I keep getting SMS messages from Sberbank with incredibly attractive offers: a loan at 20% per annum for five years.

What won't you take?

There is no business plan.

what a loser

I also receive these SMS messages, and sometimes they even call me on the phone. They're as stubborn as mules! They don't want to back off normally! It's only with great difficulty that I manage to avoid sending them and their credit offers on a long, erotic journey... Recently, there was some news about collectors allegedly raping someone when a family took out a loan of 5,000 rubles, which somehow grew to 200,000 (two hundred thousand!!!). Let them go with their loans! They've gotten used to making money out of thin air, these scoundrels!

But even more stubborn than these creditors turned out to be a woman from Rostelecom, and now I suspect that she might be from some other company... She insists that I throw away my ADSL modem and switch to a different internet service. But that's just impossible... Thanks to her, I now know that I have not just angelic, but super-angelic patience!!! I don't even know how to get rid of her... But lately, she hasn't been calling!

And no one calls me.

homosexuals

And just when you were about to go to Europe.

She insists that I throw away my ADSL modem and connect to a different internet provider.

I once received calls from competitors of my internet provider, aggressively advertising and saying that my current provider would soon go bankrupt, and that I should switch to them while their prices are still low. I initially refused, and after the second call, I told them to go away, and they never called again.

when the family took out a loan of 5,000 rubles, it somehow grew to 200,000.

That's impossible. But if they took out a loan of 50,000, it could grow to 200,000 if the interest rate I mentioned is increased slightly. Oh, or maybe there are some special interest rates for late loan payments; I'm not very knowledgeable about how that works and how much it could add up to.

I offer loans in exchange for souls, with a zero-interest rate.

That can't be.

http://vz.ru/incidents/2016/4/5/803537.html

Dude, you’re so naive.

That’s why I never take money from “Quick Cash.”

http://vz.ru/incidents/2016/4/5/803537.html

Very interesting, but I can't say anything, as there are no details on how such an amount was obtained. Either there are large penalties for late payment, or, as Mort noted, a fee for "quick loans" and using the corresponding companies, or (most likely) both points at once.

I don't even know how to get rid of her...

Find her and tickle her.

And no one calls me.

Not even your mom?

@