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Posts from RPG I: The Necromancer's RevengeAuto-translated
Two dozen ghouls??? Ugh, I should have known! Alright, let me get this straight, I need to… put them all to rest? Then show me where this Temple is, and I’ll be on my way.
"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ
"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
Two dozen ghouls??? Ugh, I should have spat and rubbed it! So, one more time, I need to... put them all to rest there??? Then show me where this temple is, and I'll be on my way.
Alright, here are 2 guards to help you. You've arrived at the temple, or rather, you are 100 meters away from it. You can sense the presence of mages, dark ones, probably 2 liches. What's your next move?
*Yeah... what darkness... oh well... let's see what happens...* Alright, guys! There are few of them, and we're smarter! Let's do this: can you attack from an ambush? When I shout, for example... yes. Let's do it this way: when I shout "Baruk Kazad," you run towards the sound. And towards the noise, heh-heh... And also... does anyone have a dwarven lighter or some human matches???
"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ
"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
*Yeah... what darkness... oh well... let's see...* Alright, guys! There are few of them, and we're smarter! Let's do this: can you strike from an ambush? When I shout, for example... yes. Let's do it this way: when I shout "Baruk Kazad," you run towards the sound. And towards the noise, heh-heh... And also... does anyone have a dwarven lighter or human matches???
Matches. Hmm, well, in principle, I think I have matches. But how do we use magic, or fight in melee, or apply the Dragon Form rune?
Hmm... guys, let's do this: if anyone knows the "Holy Word," first use the "word," and then get ready to defend. If you start feeling unwell, it's best to hide... And, yes, give me some matches... and two pieces of the worst cloth you can find...
"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ
"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
Hmm... guys, let's do this: if anyone knows the "Holy Word," first use it, and then prepare to defend yourselves. If you start feeling unwell, it's best to hide... And yes, give me some matches... and two pieces of the worst cloth you can find...
We have a scroll, and we also have a Phoenix Summoning scroll, which will make the task easier, *gives matches and a piece of cloth* Action?
Well, let's see... just a couple of minutes... *I tear a piece of cloth in two, open both vials of "fire," soak the cloth in "fire," use them to plug the openings, and attach these "grenades" to my belt.* Alright, guys, I'm going... *I head towards the highest concentration of dark magic, stopping in a position where I can see the liches without being seen myself... and I see...*
"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ
"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
Captain, we're heading for the reefs!!! - I shout... it seems the singing has completely addled his head. I approach the helm and try to steer away from the reefs.
Well, what can I say... just a couple of minutes... *I tear a piece of cloth in two, open both vials of "fire," soak the cloth in "fire," use them to plug the openings, and hang these "grenades" on my belt.* Alright, guys, I'm off... *I head towards the highest concentration of dark magic, stopping in a place where I can see the liches without being seen... and I see...*
See, the liches are busy destroying the holy symbols, which are causing them irreparable harm, so they didn't notice you. The ghouls are trying to break down the gates and shatter the glass, running along the walls like cockroaches. What's the plan?
Captain, we're heading for the reefs!!! - I shout... it seems the singing has completely addled his head. I approach the helm and try to steer away from the reefs.
But the ship is heading for the reefs and is breaking apart. Sirens attack you, dealing -50 HP and -5 crew members.
(Quietly, I light a rag on one bottle, aim, and throw it at the liches, then quickly light another and throw it. If the liches are still alive, I throw it at them. If not, I throw it at the ghouls.) BARUK KAZAAD!!! Well, come on, I'll put you out of your misery! — and I rush towards the ghouls.
"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ
"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
(Quietly, I light a rag on one bottle, aim, and throw it at the liches, then quickly light another and throw it. If the liches are still alive, I throw it at them. If not, I throw it at the ghouls.) BARUK KAZAAD!!! Well, come on, I'll put you out of your misery! — and I rush towards the ghouls.
Battle mages: 1 reads a holy word, dealing damage. 2 reads a phoenix summoning spell and incinerates all undead with the phoenix's light. What happens?
I cast Death Ray to restore HP and then attack with Death Cloud...
but the siren reflects it into the water and the fish die; the gods have noticed your dark deeds and will avenge them!!! A sea monster appears, what happens?