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I drafted 9 lands in 15 picks. Good.
Then 3 lands in 12 picks, and I was offered to sideboard. And I had a 6/4 creature. Very good.

In the next game, I was playing an air-based deck, and my opponent drafted Sleep. Makes sense. In the second game, he drafted it again. And of course, I drew 2 lands instead of a removal spell.

That's how the draft went. Oh yeah, I was color-screwed on both sides.
Thank you for your attention.

Hey, I checked Amka's profile, and he's currently 22. He joined the forum in 2006. So, does that mean he was here when he was 12? Come on, explain who made a schoolkid a coordinator.

Are you envious? And he wasn't immediately appointed as a coordinator, even after he registered on the forum.

Amko became a coordinator at the age of 12, while Mortulus, at 20, still hasn't even become a moderator.

Some people here are 82 years old, just saying.

Do you also hope to live to see the 82nd level, Mort?

are you also hoping to live to 82, Mort?

No, he can't wait for you to become his "client". :D

I don't believe he doesn't realize how futile such expectations are.

Amaranth has been avoiding his coordinating duties for a year now. Sesam, and I don't believe you're 82. I'd say you're about 40.

Mortulus, apply to become a coordinator instead of him.

The Creator refused me because I was in the same gang as Klov.

Got mixed up with the wrong crowd.

It’s boring here. You might as well go watch Ivan Urgant.

Go watch Ivan Urgant.

It's more fun here.

They’re really starting to annoy me. They keep calling, sending SMS messages… They’re all begging me to take out a loan. They’re offering up to 3 million. What am I going to do with all that money? I already have everything, I have an apartment, I have a car… I just want to go to the Canary Islands.