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I’ll probably play, but not as a calvary unit. Although, anything is possible...

What if you had black Calverites? That would be a cool twist...

Don't make a casual, off-the-cuff proposal;
Don't propose when you're drunk – it shows disrespect to your girlfriend;
Don't chew, listen to music, or get distracted by other things during the proposal;
Never propose to your girlfriend over the phone;
Don't even think about proposing to your sweetheart after sex, in bed;
It's best not to turn the proposal into a show – many girls don't like excessive attention on themselves at such moments. So, if you still decide to do something spectacular, like proposing on live TV, think about it 100 times;
Hiding the ring in food is a cliché. And after such an evening, your girlfriend might end up in the dentist's chair;
If your girlfriend isn't a fan of any particular sport, don't propose at a stadium;
Don't propose in front of her whole family. For your partner, this will only lead to unnecessary stress;
If your girlfriend doesn't immediately say "Yes" but says "I'll think about it," don't make a tragedy out of it and don't express your grievances to her. For her, this is a very important decision in her life, and she is not obliged to immediately give you her answer;
Don't propose if you're not 100% sure about your girlfriend!

Talk to your beloved about the possibility of living together.
You should be sure that you both want this, and that you have no disagreements about your future (living with parents or separately, having children right away or in a couple of years, etc.).
Inform the girl's parents.

Note that you should inform them, not ask for their permission. After all, you will live with the girl, not her parents, so even if they don't particularly approve of your marriage, you don't have to listen to their opinion. By talking to the parents, you will not only show your good upbringing but also express your respect for them.

Choose the ring yourself.
Make a plan. If you can't come up with anything original, we advise you to contact special agencies that organize marriage proposals. Here is a link to one of the reliable agencies.

If you live together, write a marriage proposal on your stomach, place a ring box and a note on top that says, "Sweetheart, if you agree, wake me up :)"

Offer to give her a foot massage and discreetly put the ring on her toe.

Invite her to the place where you first met. Bring candy and champagne and propose to her.

Arrange with your colleagues (or classmates) to have them deliver a letter to your girlfriend, in which you write about your feelings. When she finishes reading it, you come in yourself and ask her the question.

A marriage proposal on the roof of a 9-story building will be unforgettable (if possible, find a taller building, it will be even better). Bring a table, champagne, candy, and don't forget the flowers and the ring. This is a quite realistic and original proposal.

All girls dream of a prince on a white horse. So, fulfill your beloved's dream: you are the prince, all that remains is to find a white horse. Imagine how surprised your girlfriend will be when she sees such a rider! And if you can find a knight's costume, success is 100% guaranteed.

There is also a "school version." At night, write the phrase "Marry me" on the asphalt outside her window, and in the morning, when the girl wakes up, come to her with a huge bouquet of flowers and shout about your feelings for her to the whole courtyard.

bed - pregnancy - registry office.

they crossed in a boat

the servant swam across the river in a boat, and Münchhausen pulled himself across by his hair

Either the question was phrased incorrectly, or this is not the answer.

The game “AMOK” has been released on Steam.