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10 years ago
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Did I say I wouldn't vote? Ha-ha, nevermind that, because I remembered that others' ideals are decay and do not deserve to live.
1. Eowyn - 3/10 - hey, movers, move this furniture to the far corner, please!
2. Fortuna - 2/10 - as I understand it, the participant who submitted this character wanted to demonstrate their ingenuity, like, look, here is someone good to have as a friend! And although I agree with this statement, I still cannot consider her a waifu.
3. Usagi - 8/10 - sweet girl, cute, cheerful, always eating something, and she even brings great benefit to the world by saving it from evil — how can you not value her highly?
4. Sylvana - 1/10 - at first I wanted to give such a score only because Mortulus submitted her, but then I decided to try and look at it objectively. And here is the result: Sylvana is indeed a decent and in some ways tragic character who turns into the very evil she fought against, but she does so not instantly, like various Arthases/Anakins, but gradually, without noticing how she loses the remnants of her humanity elfishness. But is it possible to see her as your friend or lover? Only if you are a spermtoxic necrophile schoolboy.
5. Eclair - 7/10 - well, since she's such a good girl, let her get a decent score! I added an extra point for the excellent name.
6. Kashima - 8/10 - the character seemed quite intriguing in the description, very much so, so I'm giving a good score; however, if she is suddenly a lesbian, as some chat dwellers suspect (personally, it doesn't seem that way to me), then please subtract 5 points from her. The ХВ forum stands for traditional values!
7. Saber - 4/10 - another knight girl? Surely she was submitted by some slight nerd who couldn't protect himself, let alone her.
8. Dora - 6/10 - a great friend for children and a waifu for the clown.
9. Beatrix - 5/10 - too masculine for a weak guy like me, and yes, I'm saying this after seeing Kashima. It's not about appearance, it's about personality. Besides, she's malicious; yuck, don't be like that.
10. Pamela Anderson - 1/10 - I specifically added a point to Fortuna so she wouldn't stand as low as this. Even as a child who was easily influenced by magazines and television blaring about her beauty, I never considered her such.
11. Girl from Deponia - 6/10 - oh, boy... I don't even know what to say. I'll probably just leave it without comment.
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10 years ago
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as some chat users suspect
I wonder who...
too manly for such a weak guy
A hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, a hundred sit-ups, a 10 km run every day, and after three years, you won't be saying that!
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10 years ago
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Neira Drake
She grew up to be a passionate Latin American woman.
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10 years ago
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I’ll post the songs tomorrow. Will there be more votes for Wi-Fi?
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10 years ago
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I'll post the songs tomorrow. Will there be more votes for waifu?
Yes, because yesterday I forgot something and thought that today was the last day to vote for waifu.

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Well, firstly, I shouldn't be judging girls, because I'm a general naturalist, but I still need to vote.

1 - 3, they could at least send a nicer picture, maybe I would have given it a five.
2 - 3, again, the picture isn't very good, and it's absurd to consider a universally admired character as your own waifu; you need to create your own ideal.
3 - 5, I'm not a fan of Lunar Prism, but I know that Koshe likes this character, and I know that this girl is very kind and always comes to the rescue.
4 - 2, necrophilia lives on.
5 - 6, I remembered Belarus, about whom Nebok wrote. And she's also just drawn nicely.
6 - 4, she may be remarkable, but she looks like a boy, which speaks to the latent tendencies of the guys who decided to make her their waifu.
7 - 5, I've always been terribly annoyed by this character. First, Lesha kept shoving cosplay of this character in my face, which really got on my nerves, then another acquaintance was a huge fan of her and kept bothering me: "I ORDERED ANOTHER TOY FOR MYSELF, EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY HAVE 100500 OF THEM, I'M MAKING A COSPLAY OF HER AND I DON'T CARE THAT I'M TWICE HER SIZE," there was also an acquaintance who took this costume to cosplay and didn't return the money or the costume to Lesha's ex, and there are a couple more crazy people, but they don't matter anymore. In short, I don't have a good relationship with this girl. Subjectively, I really want to give her a two or three, but I understand that she's not to blame that all sorts of idiots are obsessed with her, and besides them, there are also normal people, so for the sake of such good people, I gave her a higher score.
9 - 7, a beautiful girl.
10 - 2, SILICONE SILICONE FUFUFU. Well, okay, I just don't understand why she's so overrated. But she's not so ugly and repulsive that I would give her a one, and even at almost 50, she still takes care of herself, which is why she was invited to be in the latest Playboy.
11 - 3, well, something like that.
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10 years ago
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I'll vote, do a favor:

1 - 7. Female paladin, strong, those are exciting.
2 - 1. Some kind of dwarf.
3 - 6. Not bad, visually.
4 - 6. Everyone says that Sylvanus was sent by Mortulus, so I won't rate her too high.
5 - 3. Kowaï Nyashi is not needed.
6 - 3. LGBT, although not very scary.
7 - 4. Kowaï Nyasha is slightly better.
8 - 1. Pedophilia.
9 - 4. Looks okay, but again, it's anime.
10 - 1. Nightmare, old woman, 80s.
11 - 2. Does she have pimples or something?
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10 years ago
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Does she have pimples or something?
It's blush on her cheeks.
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10 years ago
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IT'S NOT MANDATORY TO SEND A SONG ABOUT A JOURNEY; YOU CAN SEND A SONG ABOUT ANY PLACE. I WROTE THAT FROM THE START. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ALL DECIDED THAT IT CAN ONLY BE ABOUT A JOURNEY!
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10 years ago
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What’s wrong with everyone sending in songs about traveling?
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10 years ago
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Rather, not everyone, but no one.
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10 years ago
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Fine, I’ll win then.
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10 years ago
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A couple of people have already complained to me that they have trouble finding songs about traveling.
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10 years ago
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I actually have four options already. But I think I sent the most suitable one.
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10 years ago
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Anna, along with Nayra the Dragon, Sezam, and the Dragon-Cat, retired to the next room. For half an hour, rustling, giggles, and muffled swearing could be heard from within. After the specified time, a pretty blonde Knight (unfortunately, holographic) emerged from the room and warmly congratulated all the guys on the upcoming holiday, wishing them to remain manly, brave, and strong protectors for any girl. Shortly after, the beautiful part of the company followed her and gave the guys various treats like socks and shaving gels. Anna gave Dima a chocolate bar and stubbornly pretended that was all.
- Phew, Anya, shame on you, - grumbled Dimka, acting as if King Arandor were rejoicing over a collector' same edition of Red Hot Chili Peppers songs, a Silver Duelist were trying on an exquisite silvered rapier, or a Shaman were enthusiastically flipping through the encyclopedia "Thought Programming for Those Who Missed a Hundred Years of Progress".
- Oh, well Dim, do you remember that beautiful dress in the store that suited me so, so well?
- Is that the one that costs a whole 2000?
- Well... Yes...
- Anya, you know that's almost half my salary! I'll find you one almost just like it for 200!
- I know... That's exactly why I...
- What?..
- I'm giving you a voucher to anywhere! - Anna handed over a homemade ticket "to the place of your dreams" with a pocket containing money.
Dmitry was slightly embarrassed and kissed his wife.
- It's settled. We leave tomorrow!
- Hey, are you taking us too?! - King Arandor suddenly woke up.
- Well, how could we do it without you, - Dimka smiled. - If we're partying, let's party!

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