Posts from Spring Festival: a new beginning. Auto-translated

Staff.

And now, Koshy has a task for us – to create a burime using these rhymes.

Anime.

Macrame.

Well then, I'll vote for the waifus; waifus can't vote for themselves. And it's mostly a shame for you all—my waifu would have given everyone a ten.

1. Eowyn - 7. In elementary school, I absolutely ADORED LOTR, reread it 24/7 until I knew it by heart, and was wildly thrilled after the movie came out, but then I had my knee shot I got distracted by Harry Potter—but that's another story. Either way, my attitude toward LOTR later became the exact opposite. No, look, it's the foundation of fantasy, a cult classic and all that, but it's really not for me, specifically because there are very few characters you actually want to sympathize with. Eowyn is exactly one of those; in the same one-and-a-half paragraphs she gets across three volumes, she turned out to be a much more vivid and likable character than 95% of the more prominent personalities. And generally, I love that archetype, but one-and-a-half paragraphs is still a bit too little.
2. Fortuna - 9. The picture is cute and very cool, but I don't know, I imagine something stricter—she is a GODDESS, after all. But otherwise, an excellent choice.
3. Usagi - the first time I tried to watch Sailor Moon in second grade, this psychotic little fool infuriated me. When I grew into this masterpiece of the Japanese drug industry and decided to actually watch Sailor Moon just for kicks while in college, I woke up somewhere in the middle of the fourth season, barely realizing that I suddenly LIKE THIS FOOL, and Usagi is a cute little mimimi :3 Also, I love almost all the Sailors (Venus and Neptune slightly less than others), but I really want to be even half as kind and optimistic as Sailor Moon. And also eat like a horse and not get fat, like her.
4. Sylvanas - 5. I haven't played Warcraft and don't know what to expect from the character; it's unlikely I'd like her, but for the cool picture and honest description in a unique authorial style, I can't give a bad grade.
5. Eclair Eclair - 9. I think I would like her. The picture is cute. And I'll throw in a point for the ears, just this once.
6. Yuu - 6. Visually she definitely reminded me of Uranus, but I don't know by what miracle I liked Uranus, including her orientation, so I'm not sure if it's worth giving too high a score for that. And the behavior, hm, kind of strange; it probably wouldn't be to my liking.
7. Saber - 9. I run into her periodically, read an article on Lurochka, even somehow downloaded a mod for her dress for Oblivion (just liked it, cool, then deleted it later, though). I think I would like her very much.
8. Dora - 8. Appreciated the humor and excellent description, but I didn't watch that cartoon as a child, and now I've outgrown it.
9. Beatrix - 7. Mixed feelings; on one hand, I like this archetype, on the other, she's some kind of nasty meanie. So it's 50/50 here—I would either hate her or adore her. The look is great.
10. Pamela - 5. Sorry, dude, maybe this is my fault too (slapped on the first photo I found just from memory without searching for better quality), but a 3D-auntie loses to 2D-aunties. But it did amuse me; if I wanted to troll, there's a non-zero probability I would have posted something similar myself.
11. Goal - 9. Wee-e-e-e, she's a redhead. Wee-e-e-e-e, technical gizmos. Cool, judging by the description. I would probably like her.

I appreciated the humor and excellent description, but I didn't watch this cartoon as a child, and now I'm too old for it.

as a child? I thought it was a relatively new cartoon.

but now she has outgrown it.

It's always a good time to watch Dasha.

in childhood? I thought it was a relatively new cartoon

I didn't watch it as a child either, but when my younger brother was little, I saw it. Along with the Teletubbies.

I’m just saying that I didn’t watch the cartoon about Dora when I was a kid. How does that contradict the fact that it’s a new cartoon?

Well, it's like saying you didn't play Heroes of Might and Magic V when you were a kid.

But that would be the truth.

I thought it was a relatively new cartoon.

It's outdated; it's already 15-16 years old...

I saw this show somewhere in my teens, although back then I just switched channels. Only when I grew up was I able to appreciate the charm of this cartoon.

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By the way, I definitely plan to show it to my future children. As well as the cartoon about the adventures of Dasha's brother and the series about adult Dasha!

a series about adult Dasha!

18+?