Posts from Spring Festival: a new beginning. Auto-translated

I'm not a pedophile, sorry.

and how are you still among us?

I'm not a pedophile, sorry.

Well, you're a disgusting person...

The waifu contest is one of the most the most significant contest on the forum, and shame be upon those who submitted nothing or sent something just for a laugh. For a waifu is the brightest, most important thing in the world. Real women drain your money, exploit, deceive, betray, and eventually leave us, but a waifu stays with us until we ourselves turn away from them. A waifu is a piece of our souls, its brightest part. Do I even have the right to defile the deepest and most sacred parts of another's soul with my criticism? For me, the answer is clear.
I am not voting.

Real women drain your money, exploit, deceive, betray, and eventually leave you.

See you in hell, where I'll kick you for lying.

See you in hell, where I'll kick your ass for lying.

And what will you be punished for there? That's right, for everything I mentioned.

And what will you be punished for? Exactly, for everything I mentioned.

For alcoholism, foul language, and other unpleasant things that could harm people around me.

For alcoholism, swearing, and other pleasant things that could harm people around me.

And some women even practice things that make the value of a waifu even higher.

Some women even practice things like that, which makes the value of a waifu even higher.

Actually, instead of dreaming with both hands about fictional waifus, it would be better to look at bichs. They are such wonderful women, they'll drink cologne with you and always smile with their wide, almost toothless smile, and if the children bother you, they'll take them outside, even in the middle of the night!

Don't I have the right to criticize the deepest and most sacred aspects of another person's soul? For me, the answer is clear.
I won't vote.

Sivu didn't like anything, so...

no wonder, half of it is anime.

and he even sent an anime.

In short, for the second competition in a row, the winner is from Asia.

OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU WHO I LIKED AND WHO I DIDN'T, AS IF IT EVEN MATTERS, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT MINE IS THE BEST, HAHAHA.
1. Eowyn. I really didn't expect to see her, but here she is. A strange choice. 5.
2. Fortuna. Well, she's a GODDESS anyway, so I won't give her a high score. Besides, the picture is so-so. 5.
3. Tsukino Usagi. Moon soldier, infantry in a sailor suit, a person with a difficult fate. I never really liked this anime. 5.
4. Sylvana the Wildranner. Sister of the well-known Sylvanas Windrunner, hmm. I don't know about Sylvanas Windrunner, but I really like her sister in Warcraft 3. But even so, I won't give her more than 6.
6. Yuu Kashima. This isn't even a girl... it's all a deception. Just some ordinary schoolboy... let's give him a 5. Of course, I'm not evaluating her as a waifu, hahaha. And not even as a friend, who cares about these schoolkids, right?
7. Saber. I'm not saying I'm crazy about this character, but she's not bad. 6. Saber, I need your energy, quickly!
8. Dasha Marquez. I'm a backpack, I'm a backpack. I don't know what else to add. Everyone wants to be friends with Dasha, she knows everything and travels a lot. And whoever thinks something bad, is a fool and a pervert... 6.
9. Beatrix Brehme. And here comes the daughter of the factory director, let's launch the shurikens. 6.
10. Pamela Anderson. I don't have a very good opinion of Baywatch, ever since they started showing it on some channel at midnight instead of L.A. HEAT, which I loved to watch when I was twelve. 5. The watch is nice.
11. Goal. Good costume and red hair, what else do you need in life? 7.

I won't vote.

1. Eowyn. I certainly didn't expect to see her, that's for sure. A strange choice. 5.

I was expecting that, considering the chat about furniture and remembering Lord of the Rings. I thought you liked her.