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Remind me, did anyone choose this option? Does it change things significantly?
Subtle joke, Ment.
Taking advantage of your limited military capacity, the remote nation of Wezeltonia has invaded one of your distant overseas territories, the Sea Wolf Isles. They claim sovereignty over the islands, despite Steelmen's colonialists having lived there for generations. An emergency meeting has been convened to discuss the matter.
You knew you couldn't neglect your military in Actaea.
Added 5 hours and 7 minutes ago
Following new legislation in Steelmen, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it never works every time.
Following new legislation in Steelmen, Steelmen is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
Defense forces: -6 -----> -4 :smile49:
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
Upon arriving at your desk early this morning, you were stunned to find there weren't any dilemmas to resolve.
The Debate
"Well it's not surprising, is it?" pipes up Jean-Paul Dredd from your entourage. "Every day, you expect the people of Kittypink to come to you with their problems. Would it hurt you, for once, to go out and ask them what they want you to do?"
Accept
"They've given up!" grumbles Margaret Pushkin, ever the pessimist, "and I don't blame them. All these decisions, made with the best of intentions, and they always go wrong. From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should. Just give up, and let someone else call the shots for once."
Accept
"Nonsense!" trills the annoyingly chirpy Tim Brown, pirouetting around your office. "There's just nothing left to fix. Yes, Leader, that's right. It's perfect. Kittypink, Kittypinkians, you. All perfect."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
71 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
What has grown, I don't know, it hasn't been checked in a while.
The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
Health workers are frequently being ignored by people when recommending vaccinations against common illnesses. When these people subsequently become ill they require expensive emergency care. To correct this situation, many health experts are lobbying for mandatory vaccinations. The Debate
1. Stefanie Lopez, a pro-vaccination taxpayer, says "If a doctor thinks a vaccination is good for you then you should have it. All these people turning them down are know-it-alls that are wasting my tax money. Or they're really afraid of needles."
2. Finlay James, who recently refused a vaccination, says that vaccines must remain completely optional: "Anything else is a breach of human rights. Doctors are not always right!" she says. "I'm perfectly capable of deciding what is best for my body!"
3. Ethel Utopia, Champignons's leading expert on health spending, suggests a third way. "Leave vaccines optional but make free health care conditional on having them. That way people get to choose, and it will help ease the load on our national healthcare budget."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
They don't listen to doctors – therefore, they don't need medical help. Seems reasonable
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted Close the borders to immigration
Arza has one.
"This only proves that battleships are obsolete," concludes George W. Build after watching the newest Star Trek movie, "Drakkoshka needs weapons to combat the problems of the 23rd, I mean 21st century. We need to start research and development of an interstellar fleet or we'll be left behind in the arms race against... I dunno Klingons?" This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
Oh, this is a brand new issue #424, it's not even in the list yet. I received it quite recently, and after reading it to the very end, I realized that the choice was obvious. :)
В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.
I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better
Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается
Heroist
The Great Water was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
