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Alex Ghost;79790
No, my mom's name is Lena – get out, you alien sinner!
Son! Don't disobey your mother! Gosha (Kutsenko)! My husband (Sneg)! Where are you, baldy? Where's the belt? Go and spank your son! :)


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Lelya;79792
Son! Don't disobey your mother! Gosha (Kutsenko)! My husband (Sneg)! Where are you, baldy? Where's the belt? Go and spank your son! :)
Lord, it's better to die with such parents... (((: It's better to be an orphan.
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Oh God – it’s better to die with parents like that((((:(
It’s better to be an orphan)))
Son! You should be grateful! You’re so unattractive, you look just like your mom....:)


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Lelya;79794
Son! You should say thank you! You're so unattractive, you look just like your mother....:)
Okay – and where is the birth certificate? Show me the documents! I'm from the police, after all!
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To be honest, Alex... when you were born, the doctor said, "If it moves, shoot." But we couldn't bring ourselves to do that, so we gave you to an Australian Aboriginal family... they have all the documents.
Белый и Пушистый! Иногда.....
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Snowball;79799
To be honest, Alex... when you were born, the doctor said, "If it moves, shoot." But we didn't dare take that step, so we gave you to an Australian Aboriginal family... they have all the documents.
So, this imposter should also be locked up – I've lived here my whole life, from birth to this year – there's no need to lie! And I have the documents!
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