Posts from Actaea

but I haven't been following Ples's stats, maybe they're just extra happy today, and weren't like that yesterday.
Besides, Ples isn't a good indicator; his country is too mysterious and secretive. Maybe they all secretly believe in some Divine Mother of Paranoia.

hey, where did the smileys go from the quick reply mode? I think they used to be there.

3x10 km Relay (men)

Team Rex Ventorum
Ajax 25:34.9
Leo 26:19.1 (00:51:54)
Octavian 27:28.0 (01:19:19)

Team Kittypink
Biathlete No. 3 25:36.6
Biathlete No. 2 26:54.3 (00:52:30.9)
Biathlete No. 1 27:19.3 (01:19:50.2)

Team Tarpaulin
Biathlete No. 2 26:24.0
Biathlete No. 3 26:39.6 (00:53:03)
Biathlete No. 1 27:19.8 (01:20:23.4)

Team Shaylion
Arata 25:23.5
Ryu 26:24.6 (0:51:48.1)
Hiroyuki 28:38.5 (1:20:25.6)

Team Steelmen
Biathlete No. 3 26:34.7
Biathlete No. 2 26:39.7 (00:53:14.4)
Biathlete No. 1 27:26.8 (01:20:41.2)

Team Agar
Biathlete No. 3 26:43.5
Biathlete No. 1 27:01.3 (00:53:44.8)
Biathlete No. 2 7:08.1 (01:20:52.9)

Team Sciencecracy
Biathlete No. 1 26:11.4
Biathlete No. 3 26:25.0 (00:52:36)
Biathlete No. 2 28:20.4 (01:20:56.8)

Team Greatwater
Biathlete No. 3 26:51.1
Biathlete No. 1 26:53.5 (00:53:44.6)
Biathlete No. 2 27:21.5 (01:21:06.1)

Team Ahasan
Biathlete No. 3 26:29.9
Biathlete No. 1 27:34.6 (00:54:04.5)
Biathlete No. 2 28:04.6 (01:22:09.1)

Team Arkondia
Biathlete No. 1 27:01.7
Biathlete No. 3 27:54.0 (00:54:55.7)
Biathlete No. 2 28:04.6 (01:23:00.3)

Team Champignons
Ethelred 25:36.5
Ethelulf — disqualified
Ethelbald —

Team Qasardastan
— Did not participate: insufficient number of athletes

3x8 km Relay (women)
Team Greatwater
Biathlete No. 2 (The Great Water) 20:03.3
Biathlete No. 1 (The Great Water) 21:51.5 (00:41:54.8)
Biathlete No. 3 (The Great Water) 22:00.3 (01:03:55.1)

Team Agar
Biathlete No. 3 (Aghar) 19:57.0
Biathlete No. 1 (Aghar) 21:59.7 (00:41:56.7)
Biathlete No. 2 (Aghar) 23:25.1 (01:05:21.8)

Team Qasardastan
Biathlete No. 2 (Qasardastan) 21:38.8
Biathlete No. 3 (Qasardastan) 22:00.6 (00:43:39.4)
Biathlete No. 1 (Qasardastan) 22:22.4 (01:06:01.8)

Team Shaylion
Izumi (Shaylion) 21:55.8
Kazumi (Shaylion) 22:11.0 (00:44:06.8)
Kiyomi (Shaylion) 22:12.1 (01:06:18.9)

Team Rex Ventorum
Letitia (Rex Ventorum) 21:07.7
Avila (Rex Ventorum) 21:45.8 (00:42:53.5)
Laura (Rex Ventorum) 23:28.0 (01:06:21.5)

Team Ahasan
Biathlete No. 1 (Ahasan) 21:57.2
Biathlete No. 2 (Ahasan) 22:27.2 (00:44:24.4)
Biathlete No. 3 (Ahasan) 22:32.0 (01:06:56.4)

Team Champignons
Alfred (Champignons) 21:48.5
Ethelberta (Champignons) 22:28.7 (00:44:17.2)
Ethelsvita (Champignons) 22:43.5 (01:07:00.7)

Team Kittypink
Biathlete No. 2 (Kittypink) 21:25.7
Biathlete No. 1 (Kittypink) 22:35.4 (00:44:01.1)
Biathlete No. 3 (Kittypink) 23:03.4 (01:07:04.5)

Team Tarpaulin
Biathlete No. 3 (Tarpaulin) 22:20.4
Biathlete No. 2 (Tarpaulin) 22:37.6 (00:44:58)
Biathlete No. 1 (Tarpaulin) 23:08.5 (01:08:06.5)

Team Arkondia
Biathlete No. 3 (Arkondia) 22:13.4
Biathlete No. 2 (Arkondia) 22:19.8 (00:44:33.2)
Biathlete No. 1 (Arkondia) 23:48.6 (01:08:21.8)

Team Sciencecracy
Biathlete No. 3 (Sciencecracy) 22:08.5
Biathlete No. 2 (Sciencecracy) 23:15.5 (00:45:24)
Biathlete No. 1 (Sciencecracy) 23:19.6 (01:08:43.6)

Team Steelmen
Biathlete No. 3 (Steelmen) 21:57.1
Biathlete No. 2 (Steelmen) 23:20.2 (00:45:17.3)
Biathlete No. 1 (Steelmen) 23:51.4 (01:09:08.7)

I'm not entirely sure that the results are 100% accurate, as I might have made a mistake while calculating the times (not the most enjoyable task). I also made a small error that caused me to list the team members not in the order of their departure, but based on their results (a minor oversight that doesn't affect the outcome).

Yeah, Kosha, it seems the Mushrooms are supplying you with more than just uranium.

I add it to the water so they don't get any ideas about rebelling.

A terrible country.

I already thought that biathlon was over. The competitions are hopeless.
We should start playing football instead.

And what happened to that one Quasardastanian? Did he finally die?

And yes, I've already written about it a hundred times why it seems like happiness doesn't decrease/increase, or rather, why it's not noticeable...

My country is great. The best bloody dictatorship... Oops, the most powerful superpower, that's what I meant.

A spectacular but failed attempt on your life made national news today.

For the fifteenth time.

And no one attacks me. Or maybe just once, if it happened.

Imagine, this issue actually exists. And I thought it was just a joke.

The Issue

A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate

"I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Mia Giono, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to **** sometimes dull palate."

Civil rights leader Wil Broadside came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"

"You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Bill Johnson, head of ****'s largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"

Okay, then I'll send my people to spread
Nirvana to you. You do propaganda for us,
and we'll give you Nirvana, it's all fair.

I'm already distributing Nirvana to Kittypink, no need for that here.

Kittypink can easily create the perfect nirvana for himself.

but I haven't been following Ples's stats, maybe they're just happy today, and they weren't like that yesterday.

No, they've been like this for a while.

Maybe they secretly believe in some kind of Divine Mother Paranoia.

Then, if it's secret, it's this:

I let those archaeologists into the garden, and they devoured all the pizza and all the cheese. Bastards. :smile05:

If I had known, I would have poured concrete all over the place.

Haven't you seen the new feature with achievement banners yet? It's amazing! And if you have, why isn't anyone discussing it, why isn't anyone showing them off? I've already chosen the most suitable ones for my Steelmen.