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From the construction site:
1. Earthworks
Earth, damn it, is slow to work with.
It's best to do it with a beer.
2. Installation of a monolithic reinforced concrete foundation.
Concrete, damn it, is heavy.
It's best to mix it with two friends, with vodka.
3. Bricklaying of walls.
The masonry, damn it, is crooked.
It's best to do it with specialists. Stone masons, damn it, won't work without a liter.
4. Installation of waterproofing.
Waterproofing, damn it, is messy.
Therefore, only beer.
5. Installation of the framing from angle iron.
The frame, damn it, is awkward.
It seems like only 4 pieces of angle iron, but you'll have to work hard.
6. Electrical work.
Electricity, damn it, is tricky.
It's best not to drink, at least for three days.
7. Backfilling.
Backfilling, damn it, with compaction.
It's best to drink a lot, because all of this is already annoying.
8. Installation of clean floors.
Concrete, damn it, it's better to buy it.
Because mixing 2.4 m3 by hand will leave you no time to live.
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It's best to have a good celebration after finishing the pit, because an unfinished pit, damn it, is not acceptable :-))