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#998
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BILBO'S OPINION ABOUT THE SECOND MOVIE
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I dug up another masterpiece on the theme of dreams - "Paprika". In terms of style, it's similar to "Inception," but instead of a film, it's an animated movie. An hour and a half of top-notch craziness
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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Got it, I won't watch it. It's good that thanks to reviews, I can avoid wasting my time on something bad in 2014.
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I went to see **Hercules: The Beginning of a Legend**, just because I'm planning to play a lot of tactical RPGs and became interested in learning some details from Greek epics. I sat there, ate popcorn, and had a good laugh. By the way, Hercules looks like me.
Where is the **hydra**, where is the **boar**, where are the **titans**, damn it? Where is the blood, the severed heads? Some kind of budding love scene instead of barbarian porn. For example, in the same Conan, there was something to watch.
In short, it's all friendship and childish chatter. **2 out of 10**.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#1002
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Hercules – yes, it turned out to be a weak film; it’s nowhere near as good as Gladiator with Russell Crowe.
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#1003
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Watched the movie, understood the meaning behind the funny picture:



conceptually/10
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#1005
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Recently, I've been watching various movies featuring X-Men. In particular, yesterday I watched "Days of Future Past." Three words: "Charismatic young Xavier." Overall, I liked it; it's a beautiful film. Although, perhaps, there are fewer action scenes than I would have liked. 8/10.
 

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I watched Thor 2 the other day. I didn't pay much attention to the plot, as the theme isn't really my thing, but the JOKES made me smile throughout the movie, which is why I'm giving it a plus. Otherwise, it's just… stuff.
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#1007
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Forgot to mention. "Ultimate Spider-Man". Pros: the narrative hints at epicness, and there's a certain moral aspect. The characters are decent, and I liked them. The humor is amusing (especially with Doctor Doom). But this same humor is also a con because there's too much of it, especially in the first season. In general, the first season is just one big clown show, and the second season is a little better, but the problem remains. Another con is that it's too ambiguous why Parker was made a high school student (again, the problem of shoving him into lockers, it's just incomprehensible! Who even came up with this nonsense?! Doctor Doom?!).
Okay, but overall, I think 7/10 is deserved.
 

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#1008
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Solaris with Clooney.
A good movie, just the kind I like.

Евангелие от Иоанна, 1.5: Lux in tenebris lucet, et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt. Свет во тьме светит, и тьма не объяла его.
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#1009
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So. Let's start with a bad one and end with a good one. "The First Avenger" -- "Don't know, I think you can easily find it yourself." A boring movie; the authors paid too much attention to the fate of the unfortunate Steve Rogers (who everyone definitely doesn't care about, I certainly don't. I've never been interested in these "ideal" main characters and their contrived problems), but completely forgot that the movie is actually about a superhero. Captain America just walks around and simply defeats everyone, from beginning to end, without making any effort or experiencing any visible problems. No, the movie isn't repulsive; you can watch it, but there's really nothing to watch. These two hours of my life will never be returned, never... 4/10. "Magic Forest" -- "Le jour des corneilles" -- "The Day of the Crows" (2013). A fantastic French animated film; I haven't seen anything like it in a long time. The only downside is the slightly strange animation style. And considering that the main character, the boy, looks like Tommy Pickles... it's not really a downside! ) More importantly, the film is superior to many others in all other respects. Let's give it a 9.5/10. ------- Ah, forget it, let it be 10/10, otherwise people will think I'm stingy.
 

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Watched "District 13". The movie is awesome, even though it's old, it's still cool. All sorts of guys jumping around, guys with guns, it's fun overall, the music, everything is to my taste. And in Russia, they still make trash. Shame on them. Overall, it's a cult classic. 10 out of 10.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#1011
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Edge of the Future.
Excellent movie, I recommend it. 10 out of 10.

Евангелие от Иоанна, 1.5: Lux in tenebris lucet, et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt. Свет во тьме светит, и тьма не объяла его.
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#1012
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10 out of 10
I don't believe such ratings.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.