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01-12-2013, winter has arrived in Siberia (photo from Barnaul).
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#1357
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It also came to St. Petersburg.

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#1358
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It snowed in Novosibirsk this evening :)



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Wicc
It also came to St. Petersburg

Everything looks wintery here, but we're having rain on December 1st. Last December, it was below -40 degrees Celsius. Now I'm wondering why I'm spending the end of December in Egypt :) ?
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Something similar happens to every newcomer when they first come to the forum. Episode 1 is about authority and skill, episode 2 is about the rules. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKD0qOHS7c
Best regards to Fujiyama, guys!
Воздам сторицей!
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You're a noob because you don't upgrade Fireball.
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Spent about 10 minutes playing and realized that the joke comes after the word "shovel" (c).
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And to top it all off – the Pillars of Hercules.
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Do people who have version 3.5 have the HD mod, and does it work?
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Today, I was once again amazed by the stupidity of the game's "Artificial Idiot" when I saw a hero in the tavern who had previously been defeated: with such excellent primary and secondary skills, he... doesn't have a spellbook! However, that's not a big deal: I hired him (the main thing is to make sure he doesn't end up with the enemy! ;)), and immediately bought him a spellbook. Of course, I'll teach him the spells. But sometimes it's even worse: you come across a well-leveled hero in the tavern who already has all the skills, but doesn't have enough wisdom. And that can't be fixed... :(
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Yeah, they pumped up the hero with as many as 4 magical skills, and now he's getting old, wondering what to do with them without a spellbook.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html