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#3637
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Jack.
I'm burning the trolled Jack with acid...
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#3639
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at one in the morning before an exam.

I'm launching Garry's Mod...
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#3640
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...but someone unscrewed the plugs a second before the complete installation.
I'm unscrewing the plugs on the resurrected...
Маласса ждёт...
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#3641
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...but while you were doing that, I hit you, and you fell into the electrical panel.

I'm attacking Sanctum...
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#3642
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but missing, he slipped and kicked him in the head.

Trying to launch Minecraft 1.6.
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#3643
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...but there is no electricity.

I'm running...
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#3644
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...heading towards execution (or just running around in circles).

I'm placing my bets...
Моды для HeroesV:
NHF 0.90 : NHF - группа в VK

Карты для HeroesV:
Путешествие , Условие крови , Рука судьбы.Часть 1: В поход , Рука судьбы.Часть 2: Отчаянье , Рука судьбы.Часть 3: Восхождение , Стойкость
Абсолютная власть , Иду на Вы! , Корона Ургаша , На задворках
Мир надо уничтожить... Чтобы создать свой...
#3645
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which sink and splash you from head to toe, and then explode, throwing you into a pit.

I'm walking through the forest at night...
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#3646
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From the darkness, the Lord of Death appeared and said: Everything is over between us; you worship demons!

I am watching the reborn...
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#3647
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but you stumble upon Slenderman.

I collect notes at night in the forest...
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#3648
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Skeletons of the Lord of Death appeared and killed you.
I'm playing NFS...
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#3649
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...but someone opened the gas valve and, after 2 hours, lit a match... (I think it's obvious what happened next)
I fell asleep while sitting at the computer...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#3650
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But you didn't break the record for simultaneous tasks. I'm sitting in the toilet, playing NFS, smoking, holding a can of beer on my knees, listening to music, and thinking... P.S. 6 tasks at once!!! No one has ever managed more than 5:smile03: :smile44: :smile25: :D :D
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#3651
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and suddenly you realize you're constipated, the game is terribly laggy, this isn't a real cigarette but chewing gum, you dropped a can in the toilet, the speakers broke, and your brain exploded (there's nothing to think about).

I'm looking for the eighth note...