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#3607
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...and it turns out I'm just changing my underwear.
I'm organizing a new campaign against Sanctuary...
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#3608
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and I'm urging you to try diplomacy first.

I'm urging Warrior777 to try diplomacy first, instead of going to war on Sanctuary again...
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#3609
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...but I refuse.
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#3610
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Then I go to my room to make a potion of persuasion.
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#3611
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While you were doing that, I disappeared.
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#3612
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and... that's all...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#3613
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Shall we start a new round?
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#3614
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I'm drinking tea...
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#3615
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and there's a dead fly :)

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I'm eating a super delicious cake...
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#3616
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in a parallel universe where everything is the opposite, which means you're eating a super delicious cupcake.

I'm removing a dead fly from my tea while wearing heat-resistant gloves...
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#3617
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but they turned out to be defective and instead increased the heat 10000000000000000000000000000000 times.

Eating a mega-tasteless cupcake in a parallel universe

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#3618
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...made from dead flies
I drink квас...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#3619
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...and there's a dead bee.

I'm attacking the Sanctum...
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#3620
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again?...

and that's it....

I'm breaking the system...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
#3621
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but he was wrong, as after 0.0001 seconds, the system destroyed him.

Forget diplomacy, said warrior777, and attacked Sanctuary together with me...