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Offline Warrior777
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#138
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...But he didn't take into account that
Beyond the forests and mountains
Lives a vicious Salamander,
Immune to fire.

And the Salamander restored the world...
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#139
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...but Parturnax arrived and ate the salamander, burned the recreated world, and destroyed the barrier in Shio, and demons populated the world, but soon Parturnax and a dragon-undead killed all the demons and flew away to their own worlds.

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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#140
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...the war between the Parturnaxes and the Salamanders began. The Parturnaxes suffered huge losses; their planet was burned, and the Salamanders...
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#141
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Everything is fine. And they decided to make peace and baked cookies.
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...they invited King Parturnax and slaughtered him in his own home.
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#143
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and decided to reminisce about the past...

long ago, there lived a lich who wanted to be reborn as a vampire...
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Offline Граф Орлов
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#145
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...programmer's desk.
One day, he climbed out of the desk and went to look for the system administrator...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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As always, he was in his usual spot with his usual belongings: a mug of beer and a pillow. Noticing the Lich through the web of cables and electrical wires, he said, "What do you need?"
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#147
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He replied: Where did you put the connector for connecting to the matrix?
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–Well, you know… I kind of… ate it,– replied the system administrator. The hamster, in response to this statement, said…
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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Offline HAndOS
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#149
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Is there a spare one left?
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#150
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- No, - said the system administrator. Neo and Morpheus burned everything. They didn't leave a single schematic...
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#151
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Okay, fine, I lost the blueprint a long time ago anyway. I'll make a new one. Do you have any old furniture?
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#152
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where would they come from if you ate them all?
Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...
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