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“Ah, I remember you,” the gendarme began, vividly describing what had happened. “Well, he saw that I was chasing him and stopped. He said to me, ‘Is something wrong, officer?’ I said to him, ‘Why did you rob an honest citizen? Don’t you have any conscience at all, you are such and such!’ And he said to me, ‘What robbery? This is my bag.’ So I said to him, ‘Excuse me, I made a mistake, citizen.’ That’s how it all happened.”