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#3377
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revived
Created by: New Horizons - 20%...
... but the horizon turns out to be cluttered.
I'm making a cup...
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Мир надо уничтожить... Чтобы создать свой...
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#3379
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...with a wooden knife
Trying to drown myself in the bathtub...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#3381
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...a cop approaches and says that you don't have the right to possess cold weapons.
I launch a DDoS attack on the social network "VKontakte"...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
#3382
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...and the creators of VKontakte give you a lifetime subscription.
I think it's great...
#3384
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but it turns out that the candy and ice cream were so sweet that you threw up.

I look out the window, and all I see is a wall.
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#3385
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...and it's all because you've gone crazy.
I'm kicking the teacher so they'll kick me out of school...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#3386
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...because you're the deputy head of this school, you work around the clock, and the salary is a pittance.
I'm counting the bones in the fish...
 

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#3387
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...and after that, you'll have to count the bones again in 999,999,999 fish.
I'm drawing...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
#3388
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...have your portrait placed on the tombstone.
I'm drinking tea...
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#3389
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...and there's a dead fly.
I'm playing Minecraft on my smartphone...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#3390
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...dropped it, and now I can't play anymore because the screen is cracked.
I'm sitting on the couch...
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#3391
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it breaks, and you break your coccyx on the concrete floor.

I am destroying this world...