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We have posters everywhere in our subway: "let's speak like people from St. Petersburg," and someone stuck their own poster on top of it.

As for Just, I don't think he had a link to the wiki before, if I'm not mistaken.
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I immediately drew a parallel, but what kind of anti-spam does Vasserrman have?)))) I think it's something like this:
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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If I'm not mistaken, the last formula represents the coordinates of a point on a line segment, divided proportionally.
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We need to adopt this approach; otherwise, the previous question has already left no room for doubt:cool:
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A long time ago, around 2004, there was a job posting on the bulletin board in the Faculty of Mechanics and Mathematics at Belarusian State University. Instead of a phone number, it had a simple differential equation drawn on it. It could be solved quickly, but that "phone number" really made me smile back then.
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When most people hear the word "plumber," they immediately picture a scowling, unshaven individual, perpetually drunk and foul-mouthed. But today's plumbers are completely different people, not devoid of an appreciation for beauty. Take, for example, the well-known author Slava Se and his unsurpassed humorous book "The Plumber, His Cat, Wife, and Other Details":
Apartment 19 is home to the best shorts in the neighborhood. Her name is Maria, 28 years old.
She calls us over one day, leads us into the bathroom, squats down, and points somewhere off in the distance, where it's dark and there are cockroach corpses. It's leaking there, she says.
And we started looking. Me — at the woman's knees, Igor — at the overall scene. He doesn't understand legs at all, the Neanderthal.
The view of Maria was wonderful. Hills turned into valleys, valleys ran toward the horizon, underwear was visible in the décolletage, you could look at this forever, like a waterfall.
Maria, — we say, — my god! We'll fix everything, replace it with something new, imported if needed, we'll take a night shift.
Plumbers in general are responsive to beauty, from the late Modigliani all the way to Maria's shorts.
Maria replies, okay, come by tomorrow.
Then I ask, Igor, did you even see where she was pointing, where it's leaking? What if it's cherry compote, or cucumbers exploded, under the bathtub. And he just sighed in response.
Why am I bringing this up now? Well, here's a LiveJournal post (this entry made it into the top-25 popular entries on LiveJournal), where the author quotes from a plumbers' forum that has a thread featuring private photos of young women from social networks, along with professional commentary on them.
Professionals — that's just how they are: whatever they see, they immediately evaluate from the perspective of their own profession. A seasoned photographer, for instance, will look at some picture depicting a magnificent landscape or a girl of unearthly beauty, and immediately grumble displeasedly: "the horizon is tilted," "red eyes," "noise in the shadows," etc.
It's the same here. Here's what, for example, plumbers wrote under some of the photos:
Note that the radiator is not hanging, but is practically standing on the floor.
That's completely unacceptable...
These cold water and hot water pipes need to be boxed in so you don't have to see them...
I get very anxious when I see broken tiles in the bathtub.
There's always a chance of cutting yourself or, God forbid, it falling on your head with the sharp edge...
In this photo, I liked that there's no valve on the bypass.
They really used to do radiator piping properly back in the day...
Total mess with the pipes...
1. The riser is crooked
2. The radiator is severely tilted...
Look how cleverly the window sill issue is solved... reinforced with posts, and shelves created below it... kudos to the designer...
There must have been a partition there..... see that piece of wallpaper dangling?..
Why is it that when there are nice radiators, they're in the background, but when there are stupid white tights, they're in the foreground!
Well, why "stupid"? Some may disagree, but I liked them (the first photo, the last one, the one where the tile on the right has come off, and the one where "the radiator is severely tilted"). :)
And from the comments on the collection:
Thanks for reminding me of the original meaning of the word RISER.
:)
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Did Mars rover operators draw a phallus on the surface of Mars?
This idea was sparked by ambiguous photos of the Red Planet's surface, posted on NASA's official website. Keen observers spotted indecent drawings on them.
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Marmot
Did the Mars rover operators draw a penis on the surface of Mars?
A patient comes to a sexologist. Doctor: "What's your problem?"
Patient: "I see sex everywhere."
The doctor shows him a blank white sheet: "What do you see here?"
"It's a white sheet, and people are having sex on it."
The doctor shows him a black sheet: "And what do you see here?"
"It's a dark room with a bed, and people are having sex on it."
Doctor: "Okay, patient, wait in the hallway, I'll think about how I can help you."
The patient goes out and says at the door: "Doctor, aren't you ashamed to show such pictures?"

These guys seem to have the same problem.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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From GR (might be an old post, but "guys, I don't get it" (lol))

8xm8, 1 min...

GR is just awesome...

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It seems like everything is really bad there....

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Well, people don't want to wait a quarter of an hour for their opponent to take their turn. What's the big deal?
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GoedenDag
Well, people don't want to wait a quarter of an hour for their opponent to take their turn. What's so bad about that?

Okay, the fact that people don't want to wait is understandable, but having "PRO ONLY" on the first minute is just ridiculous.
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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and what did each of us think about our skill level before joining the online community? :rolleyes:

"Это нам идеально подходит!" [Новосибирск, 2013]
"Красавчик! Если только не читер.." [Киев, 2014]
"Это Вам не шутки - нажрался Dust в маршрутке" [Новокузнецк, 2015]
Сам ты фиш (с) :D
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What are you laughing about? You guys recently posted a replay of a Chinese player on Heroes of Might and Magic 8, and it lasted only 1 minute – the game wasn't bad for such a quick match.
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LeBron
what did each of us think about our skill level before joining the online game? :rolleyes:
They are already in the online game :D they think like this :D
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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GoedenDag
Well, people don't want to wait a quarter of an hour for their opponent to take their turn. What's so bad about that?
Actually, there's nothing wrong with it... This is PRO... 1 minute is more than enough for setting up units and formations... and besides, "why pay more?" (as they say)

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Although, I stand corrected! PRO doesn't need turn limits or anything like that... strategy and diplomacy are what matter...

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