Posts from Magnus’s RPG empire on the portal.

You're walking along when you suddenly see demons in the distance. More precisely, a battle with demons. Will you help the demons? Or the Imperials? Or will you just walk by?

AAAAAAA! ARMAGEDDON!!!!!! THE GREAT EGYPTIAN EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SAVE YOURSELVES! EVERYONE, SAVE YOURSELVES!*I shout at the top of my wild voice, hiding myself*The demons stopped fighting, thinking: "What is this strangeness, what the hell...?"The Imperials froze in bewilderment. "AAAAAAA! OUR MOST EXCELLENT ONE! HE DECIDED TO PUNISH US...."So everyone grabbed themselves by the hands, paws, and hooves and started running in all directions, each fleeing wherever they could. The path is clear!:)

Not bad, though, said the head of the brotherhood. Faster. Here, take this to help you. A portal appears before you. Will you enter?

Aaaaaaa, thank you, if you're not kidding*jumps into the portal*

You are in the brotherhood.
Greetings to you, said the assassin.
First, you must sacrifice a peasant by killing him with a dagger and placing his soul in a soulstone. Everything is already prepared. You just need to kill him. Next, you will have an audience with the lord.

Oh, you guys are so cool, assassin-types...! But who will provide me with the Soul Stone, Santa Claus?

Yes, everything is ready, and then give us the stone. And we will send you to the lord for an audience.

Aaa, well then, later in the evening....if I can.:)*I grab a trinket, head to the nearest village, ask the locals what's up, if they have any enemies, and they say they do, there's a thief causing trouble, stealing chickens, so I wait for the thief (of course, in ambush), take him down (some weakling), and ask the peasants for some of their clothes, dress up the former thief, and drag him straight to the dark brotherhood...

Aren't you guys lazy? I'm tired... I want lots of sweets, rest, and entertainment... :)

well, first of all
you'll get everything when you become a member of the brotherhood.
You just need to stab a peasant. And put the peasant's soul into a soulstone.

Oh my gosh!*I take a knife and throw it at the bandit (peasant) from a distance of 5 meters...*
Very commendable, but you targeted the wrong peasant. You performed the ritual on a real peasant. You have been accepted.Well, are you satisfied? Where is my bed? I want to sleep...

Yes, will you go to the head of the brotherhood for an audience?

I'm a dabbler... yes! I'll go!

You are led underground, through a labyrinth, with minotaurs wandering around. You walk for about 2 hours. Suddenly, you see stalactites and stalagmites, and the entrance is guarded by 5 liches. You enter the throne room.
“Welcome,” said the man on the throne. “I am the guildmaster of the Dark Brotherhood. Do you wish to destroy the emperor? If so, I have a task for you.”
“You must go to Arksacr and create a terrible roar of the titan to scare the dwarves. +3 difficulty. And the payment is 50% in advance. Here are your 40 silver coins. Take 20 now, and the rest later.”