Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I want arms that are 2 meters long and legs that are 2 meters long. I'll tear off the arms and legs of the gnomes.

Then you'll be able to reach the top, most delicious leaves and warn the zebras about danger.

No one will stop me, Menti. I already went to the Ilizarov Center and found out the details. Zebras might also have their legs torn off.

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two meters long, want one?

I thought you were from Chelyabinsk itself, but it turns out you're from somewhere else!

Then I'll conquer Chelyabinsk and ALL OF RUSSIA!

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Yes.

My dream is to rule Russia.

I'll build Necropolises here.

But for all this, I need an artifact - the Crown of Power.

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This is not just a crown. With its help, you can control people's thoughts and even kill them.

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And also, don't think that I'm spouting some kind of fantasy nonsense.

Will you take revenge on your enemies?

What enemies?

No,

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her

can be left small.

small.

Why did you quote twice? Was it too much for your limited brain to grasp the first time?

Just so you'd take an interest, of course. And, notice, I achieved success.

Cutie. Too bad she's already married.

So, this mort is single; we need to arrange a matchmaking event for him, inviting all suitable candidates so he can choose. (Whew, I barely managed to write the LONGEST and most EPIC of all my posts =).)

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I wonder whose post will be number 99999.

They went mad.

I want to dedicate a small rant to the walking garbage – Warlocks. No, this isn't an insult, but a fact. A Warlock is weak – usually, he can't quickly kill anyone. And the one who can, dies even faster than the one who can't. All a Warlock can do is annoy you while you're riding a horse. He also likes to scare passersby by dramatically opening his cloak, under which there is nothing but a hairy, unwashed, and, in the case of a Warlock playing as a compost creature, even worm-infested crotch. While people are frantically running around in terror, the Warlock, pleased that he's at least making an impression, tries to annoy his victim as much as possible. Since this is where the Warlock's abilities end, a Warlock has two goals in life: to annoy as many people as possible and to get fat so that he can live until everyone he has annoyed dies, and then die himself with a smile on his face. And that's why, for the sake of such a spectacle, I often have to get off my horse in Alterac to explain that throwing feces at people is not good, wasting precious time.

Hello everyone! Is this thread for general chatting or just for silly banter? )