Posts from Vampire’s story.

...but VisTrit Klova didn't recognize him and ate him...

...A dragon is walking. It meets two warriors – one with a knife and one with a hammer...

...but VisTrit didn't recognize the two figures as Klov, whom he had torn in half, come to carry out his bloody revenge...

...so I was very happy – free canned food!

...And he ate it again and didn't let it take bloody revenge:3

...and a dragon flew to Hashima...

...and I thought: "Why did I even fly here?"...

and the Kirins said to him: "Let's go for a swim in the lake"...

And he said, “Go to hell,” and flew off to set Haven on fire.

but he suddenly changed his mind and decided to burn the Necromancers and Wizards.

He had to cross the Sea of Irsus, which he proceeded to do.

He walked along the seabed, overcoming the heavy, muddy sediment, because there was no money, mana, or wood for the ship.

And then he died of starvation, and Lord Death and I resurrected him, and now he serves us faithfully, and yet he still burned down Haven.

...But the people survived and went to war against the Lords of Death and Necromancers...

...They defeated them, but the people survived again and went to war against them again...

...They received another good beating, but the people survived again and went to war against them again...

...Then the Necromancers got fed up and jumped off a cliff into the sea...

...But there they encountered nagas and...

...It turned into a good sushi...

...But then ships of people appeared on the horizon...

...The Necromancers finished the sushi and...

Alduin arrived and burned everything to the ground. It's all over for everyone...

Added 2 minutes later
even for Alduin himself....