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#1075
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Which of our players would write something like that and quit the game just because they didn't like it?)))
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Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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#1076
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Which of our players would write something like that and quit because they didn't like it?
As far as I understand, he didn't like that there were too many resources on the map?! O_o or did he confuse something with English?)
P.S. I haven't looked at the save file yet; if that's where the problem lies, let me know, and I'll take a look.
"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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Here's a dose of delicious copypasta:

A resident of Gomel had his... tank stolen!
An unusual request was received by the department for investigating crimes in the field of high technology of the Gomel Regional Executive Committee's Internal Affairs Directorate.
The applicant reported that he had lost his "combat vehicle crew" in the virtual space of the popular online game World of Tanks.
As "Ezhednevnik" writes, first, the user's email inbox was hacked, and through it, access was gained to the game account, as a result of which the owner of the "tank keys" was deprived of it. What happened could have been regarded as nothing more than a curiosity if not for one circumstance: the resident of Gomel invested a considerable amount of real money in the game, using the opportunity provided to gamers to "level up" their tank in this way. That is, to improve its weapons, armor, and other technical capabilities.
“Since we are talking about significant damage caused to the victim, we did not ignore his request,” comments Andrey Serafimovich, head of the department for investigating crimes in the field of high technology of the Gomel Regional Executive Committee's Internal Affairs Directorate. “The problem is complicated by the fact that the tank in its previous form no longer exists in the game space – the attacker sold it in parts to other users.”
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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#1079
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http://empireguild.ru/forum/95-30396-1

Even an old woman can find porn! Maybe I should register there too and give them a hard time?))
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#1080
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Ihtiandr, I didn't delve into the situation, but I'm surprised by people's willingness (adults, not children!) to spend real money in online games where the creators' responsibility to players is very, very "illusory"? Surely, in the user agreement for each such game (which, as everyone knows, no one reads before starting to play!), there are tricky clauses that allow "scammers" to "get away with it"! :(
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Every user agreement states that the Operator has no obligations, bears no responsibility, etc. But once you've paid for the services (no matter how much), the aforementioned rules contradict consumer protection laws, which the Operator "forgets" about.
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Hmm, so, did many operators go bankrupt paying penalties to deceived users?! If that were the case, short SMS numbers would have been out of use for several years now!;)
In short, if you don't mind losing money – take the risk! But I won't!
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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#1083
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I have an acquaintance, a guy from work, and he also invests money in the game. I'll share this info with him today.
МУДРЫЙ - не обязательно старый, ОПЫТНЫЙ - не обязательно мудрый... обладатель и того и другого всегда должен помнить слова НАПОЛЕОНА БОНАПАРТА: Война состоит из непредусмотренных событий; В каждом большом деле всегда приходится какую-то часть оставить на долю :smile33: СЛУЧАЯ...
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#1084
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Saw this on VKontakte, it made me smile :D

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Пусть мой враг будет силен и страшен. Если я поборю его, то не буду чувствовать стыда.
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#1086
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numOne

This black hole has already swallowed many glorious warriors :D
Зима 2011-12.
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#1088
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Before


Now


:D :D :D
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Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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In Lord of Wars, is there also a place where the Grail is buried on a chessboard? It's a great map – I've played it at least 5 times. I remember the first time I felt relief was when I killed the swamp neighbor, exited to the Dungeon, learned the portal and water walking spells, and defeated the heavily guarded group of enemies to get a million gold.
The screenshots will be for the next computer – the Rampart – so you have to take them all down one by one...
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Is it Lord of Wars? Is the Holy Grail buried there on a chessboard? Great map – I’ve played it at least 5 times. I remember the first relief – when you kill the swamp neighbor, you exit to the Dungeon, learn the portal and water walking spells, and defeat a bunch of gold worth a million, guarded by an incredible number of enemies.
And the screenshots are for the next computer – the Rampart – you need to defeat them all one by one...
The chessboard is The Empire of The World II, a truly great map with many paths and each battle is like a final boss.