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I eat squid without beer. That is, I used to eat them when they were available, but I never bought them myself, and I haven't eaten them in a long time; maybe I don't like them anymore.

So, they're asking for ID?

So, I walk up, all bearded and with a cigarette in my mouth, to a kiosk where the local drunks hang out, and I say, "Give me half a liter of Zhigulevskoye," and the woman at the kiosk says, "But you're still a schoolboy!" I hand her my passport, and she says, "No, you're a schoolboy!" I take a drag, scratch my beard, and with horror realize that I have a BACKPACK on!

well, cucumbers are a different story. you’re comparing apples and oranges.

With beer.

40 kg

С vodka.

Have you switched to vodka already? That was quick.

Does that surprise you?

Why are you asking? A HUGE chocolate cake.

And here she is again. This time with cognac.

Fruit-Tella...

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The most epic pancakes, homemade.

We need to buy some croissants.

Take the chestnuts; you won’t go wrong.

Salty dried cheese with beer.