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What are you eating right now?

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Offline Imaris
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I eat squid without beer. That is, I used to eat them when they were available, but I never bought them myself, and I haven't eaten them in a long time; maybe I don't like them anymore.
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Offline Небо
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So, they're asking for ID?
So, I walk up, all bearded and with a cigarette in my mouth, to a kiosk where the local drunks hang out, and I say, "Give me half a liter of Zhigulevskoye," and the woman at the kiosk says, "But you're still a schoolboy!" I hand her my passport, and she says, "No, you're a schoolboy!" I take a drag, scratch my beard, and with horror realize that I have a BACKPACK on!

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎

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well, cucumbers are a different story. you’re comparing apples and oranges.

Be strong. Believe
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40 kg

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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Have you switched to vodka already? That was quick.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Offline $korpion
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Why are you asking? A HUGE chocolate cake.
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Offline Небо
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And here she is again. This time with cognac.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]

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Added 3 hours and 14 minutes later
The most epic pancakes, homemade.
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We need to buy some croissants.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]

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Take the chestnuts; you won’t go wrong.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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Offline Терзающий душу
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Salty dried cheese with beer.

Тяжело в агонии, хорошо в гробу...
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