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Give it to me...

No, my friend doesn't. But he didn't break it, so I can't offer advice on that. However, few people buy the one for 2300; many buy used ones on Avito for 400-600, and once they have half a dozen or ten games, they simply trade them. That's the most socialization you'll get.

Ugh. Buying a used console and then having to swap it out. Ugh. Hacking it is too much of a hassle. Either there will be problems with Xbox Live, or you have to buy and burn discs with a good disc drive, which I don't have (I have a bad one), and patch the images so they work on newer firmware. In both cases, the warranty is voided, and it's just inconvenient. Besides, it's not my Xbox, although the owner doesn't seem to want it back. I guess I'll have to play Call of Duty and some other shooters that came with the console. Or rather, not play them. I'd rather play some Mortal Kombat or any fighting game. I remember when I was in elementary school, second or third grade, a friend got a console, I don't remember which one, and I would go to his house after school to play. He only had two games: MK and some racing game that we, I think, never got past the first level. And I'd also play Half-Life if it was different from the PC version, but it probably isn't.

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Oh, I remember a third game - Driver, we also liked to play it in elementary school. It was like GTA, only we didn't know about GTA back then. I don't remember (or don't know) the plot or even the gameplay, I just remember that you could steal cars, run over people, and escape from the police.

Donate the console to an orphanage.

Good ideas. I could picture Mexicans driving around with laser rifles.

Looks like it's trendy to post screenshots now, so I'll post some screenshots too.

It sucks to be you – all problems and a hard life.

Are you talking to me?

Only hardcore, everything else is for weaklings.

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Boring.

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I don't like Tuesdays, because I have three classes and nothing else. Then I come home and indulge in laziness, do nothing, and that's why it's boring.

I don't like Tuesdays. On Wednesday morning, I have four classes.

Soap costs around 1-1.5k if you buy it online; it's probably even cheaper on Xbox. Klov, I can buy it from you for 2k.

Another loli enthusiast.

Even kindergarteners are joining.

Almost got it wrong.

Oops, I was chatting with Orton on Skype. Now I understand why he was kicked out of the chat. %)

Ortonna wasn't kicked out; he left on his own.