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#821
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I finally got around to watching the movie Hide and Seek (2005). As I expected, it wasn't anything particularly special, just a psychological thriller, and not even a very good one. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the film. Dakota Fanning gives an excellent performance, and that's actually why I wanted to see this movie.
Writing about what the psychological thriller is about would spoil it completely, so I won't.

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Fetus (2008).
As one magazine told me, there's this guy, Brian Paulin, and he creates the most awful, most disgusting movies imaginable. And his masterpiece is Fetus.
So I watched it. And what? Even Saw looks better. And here, I see bad acting (all of them, without exception - his shaggy-haired friends), including the main role, unskillfully played by Brian himself, and all these horrors didn't really affect me. They take premature babies out of their mother's stomach with a knife and cut off their heads, they rape corpses, they peel the skin off people, and so what? If we talk about Saw, I only watched one part of it a couple of years ago, and I remember the scene at the beginning - a girl is sawed in half horizontally while lying face down. That looked somehow scarier and more interesting.
Brian doesn't use special effects; he creates all the dismemberment with his hands, like in old horror movies. It turns out pretty well, in principle, but sometimes it looks a bit silly.
I'd rather watch a horror movie by Peter Jackson.

Yesterday's "Hide and Seek" was scarier. And definitely much more engaging. However, I might just not like bloody horror as a genre; I haven't watched many of them, so I can't say for sure.
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For a month or two, I was checking stores for a version of "The Avengers" that doesn't have that annoying letterboxing effect; finally, a DVD rip appeared. It's pretty boring, even the torrent version was more interesting. I was told that Downey is trying to carry the film on his shoulders, but I didn't like him either, maybe because he doesn't have enough screen time.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#823
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Downey gets lost in the mess that the film is. Too much pretentiousness for every minute of the movie. It doesn't even work as mindless entertainment.
Although, I also waited a long time for a DVD or Blu-ray rip. Well, never mind, it's worth watching once on the computer.


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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The Avengers
I was advised not to watch it, but I went ahead and did. I wouldn't say it's that bad; it's an action movie, a solid three out of five. Just the kind of movie to make a good profit by capitalizing on the hopes of comic book fans.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#825
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Game of Thrones.
I was recommended it ten times, and finally downloaded the season.
It's awful; I cried the first day, and I cried the second day.
I cursed for half the season. Cruelty, injustice, and all that stuff. Half of the characters are some kind of moral monsters. I can't watch it calmly.
But it's beautiful. I downloaded the OST.

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No, this is the limit. The ninth episode – I cried, the tenth episode – I cried.
Все псы попадают в рай



Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
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General ZeT
The Expendables 2 exceeded all my expectations; it's a great movie.
What kind of expectations did you have if even such a mediocre movie surpassed them?
P.S. I watched "Ted" (or whatever it's called? About a living teddy bear) – it wasn't very good either.
ДУРАКОВ ОЧЕНЬ МАЛО, НО ОНИ РАССТАВЛЕНЫ ТАК ГРАМОТНО, ЧТО ВСТРЕЧАЮТСЯ НА КАЖДОМ ШАГУ.
Прошу прощения у Arandor-а. Я слишком резко отреагировал. Просто очень люблю спорт. Извини...[/SIZE]
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I recently watched the new Doctor Who. I really liked the episodes with the Ninth and Tenth Doctors; the episodes with the Eleventh Doctor impressed me less. It's an entertaining series, sometimes funny, and the setting is often very interesting. The characters are likeable enough to make you care about them (though not all of them, especially in the episodes with the Eleventh Doctor). There's plenty of science fiction and space exploration, and a fluffy arctic fox visits regularly. The main character and most of his companions are charming, so overall, it's exactly as the Doctor would have it.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#828
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People in black, the third note is bad.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#829
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Men in Black 3 is a decent movie.
By the way, it's the only action movie released in the last few years that is actually good. I recommend it.
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Have you watched many of them?
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#831
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Dad is constantly watching some new, awful movie. Twice every three weeks, the family watches some boring film, almost always one that was released in the last year and a half. Although some of them are good, but they aren't action movies. Well, there was something among the action movies that I liked in some individual moments. It's watchable during dinner, but only once, and then you completely forget about these movies. Which is what I did.

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There was one original new movie, I think it was called "The Artist." A modern silent film. It's pretty cool, even though it doesn't have much of a plot (something about love), but it's worth watching because it's quite original. There was also some kind of science fiction movie. For example, a movie about Snow White. No, not that one, the one that's just a stupid fantasy hack-and-slash that's playing in every movie theater in the world, but another one, I think it was called "Revenge of the Dwarfs." It's a very good movie, a simple comedic fantasy, but not stupid, not illogical, everything is perfect in that regard. It's nice to watch a movie when you have nothing to criticize.
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Okay. Well, it’s hard to make people in black look bad; they always look good.
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The clearest film I've seen in the last year (I mean, not counting raunchy comedies and blockbusters) is the one with Natalie Portman and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It's called "Hesher." A clip from the film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMj27tYvrE The dialogue is good not because they're smoking weed, but because of the ending.
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Another Spider-Man movie was decent. It's just not really an action movie.
Well, decent enough to watch, but nothing special.

Also, regarding 3D. In Murmansk, the 3D movies I've seen were always subpar. I watched Spider-Man in Moscow, I don't remember which technology (which cinema in the shopping center on Kievskaya?), and the 3D was quite good and neat. Not flashy, without any over-the-top effects, but just a pleasant bonus; the picture is a bit more vibrant than "flat" movies, and the color reproduction is excellent. As far as I remember, I didn't notice any drawbacks.
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Imaris
For example, a movie about Snow White... it was called "The Revenge of the Dwarfs."... It's nice to watch a movie when there's nothing to criticize.
The actress playing Snow White has terribly large eyebrows, for example This detail significantly distracted from her image. The words of Verochka, the secretary from "Office Romance," kept popping into my head: "Because it's inappropriate! If your eyebrows grow so thickly, you have to do something about it!" In general, it really bothered me. But otherwise, the movie is really good, kind, and funny :) We just watched it with Zubr on the weekend. Julia Roberts is amazing! Even in the role of the evil Queen, she's likable :)

Among the latest comedies we've watched, we both liked:
1. Dads Without Bad Habits - a truly funny, subtle French comedy. I haven't laughed so much in a long time. The incomparable duo of Christian Clavier and Jean Reno. I highly recommend it :)
2. Paul: Secret Material - Here, the humor is more specific, sometimes deliberately silly, in an American style, but it's also funny. Pavel Volya voices the alien, which (by the way) we didn't know at first, but quickly figured out