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What shall we name the establishment?
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
A SUBTLE AND REFINED SOUL?
Thank you for your concern, I already have that.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
And I saw something too. Lizard, you should give her some extra points.
Your mother's ass is like a strong drug – once you get pleasure from it, you start using it more and more often, and in the end, unable to control yourself, you become unbearable both for those around you and for yourself. Your mother's ass is a friend – everyone knows that! Your mother's ass gives more than it takes: it has a natural love for self-sacrifice. We will protect you. We will cherish you. We will wash your socks, we will eat muesli for you. And all because you have your mother's ass. And we don't. Your mother's ass is often just another facade, behind which mediocrity is hidden. That is why there are so many lousy writers, terrible photographers with fancy cameras, and worthless artists creating in expensive studios. Everyone who wants your mother's ass to be at their feet ends up knee-deep in it. I don't think our conversation has dragged on too long. On the contrary, it is just beginning. In Russia, a generation of young people has formed that is very different from its predecessors. The motto: "Your mother's ass depends on you" remained in the 90s. The generation of the 2000s rejects mass culture and unbridled consumerism. For modern youth, the slogan "Your mother's ass does not depend on you" is more relevant. Worshipping two Gods in dreams, tirelessly repeating their names: the God of Disbelief, Your Mother's Ass, and his wife, Your Mother's Ass-ess. Oh my, why am I drawn to poetry again? Well, so what, what about your mother's ass? But what a society we have here. And "Ымам йеовт цепоп" is your mother's ass in reverse.
Baltic boob not only sharpens vision but also strengthens memory and has a beneficial effect on metabolism. It has always been this way: Baltic boob – a lot and Baltic boob – a little. A person flew to the moon, discovered atomic energy, and conquered so many diseases. But the power is still in the Baltic boob. Before the holiday, it is customary to do a thorough cleaning in the house: wash the floors, wash clothes, clean carpets and blankets. It is believed that in this way the family drives the Baltic boob out of the house. Baltic boob is amazing and unique. Baltic boob. The amazing is nearby. I want to spread Baltic boob on a bun and go to a sushi bar. I accidentally noticed that someone has distributed the texts of our conversations on the Internet. What do you think, who and why? Perhaps the Baltic boob of the future, which used to be produced in strict secrecy for elite clients, will soon become available on the general commercial market. At least, this is indicated by the fact that this week, two major American magazines published articles on this topic. No, I am not against Baltic boob and communication in any case. But not in the middle of the working day and not with the whole office. Americans still don't understand some things; for every wise man, there is enough simplicity, or, as they say in Russia, for every tricky Baltic boob, there is a Baltic boob with a screw. And "Икитлаб акьсис" is Baltic boob in reverse.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
A man really wanted to go to the theater. The ticket cost 300 rubles, but the man only had 80. After thinking, the man decided to pawn his TNT with a pawnbroker. The pawnbroker carefully examined the TNT and said that he would give the man the necessary amount. The man, realizing that the deal was profitable, agreed. The question is, who and how much won as a result of all these transactions? TNT is the end of a hard day. TNT is natural. Can kind people give me some TNT? Thank you in advance. Why use expensive services when there is TNT? Yes, we are cultured people, so we talk about this topic. Let others be silent. But we will talk. A lie is telling yourself and others that you feel TNT when you don't feel it, and vice versa. There is TNT sleeping in each of us. TNT for the sake of design is not TNT. And let the viewers be jealous. They don't know how many bruises and calluses are hidden from them by TNT after unsuccessful maneuvers. And "Lowlotortinirt" is TNT in reverse.
MMO – together we are strong. And now, the actual question. What is MMO? Is it a game about devaluing the euro? Or is it something serious now? Are you the author of the idea for the film "The World After MMO"? What is the main idea of the film, in your opinion? After all, so much has already been filmed and written about it. What new can be said? You know, one poet said: "I wrote a poem about MMO – I closed the topic." But "MMO" is a topic that cannot be closed. In general, the phrase "MMO culture is low" is one of the most popular among us. Wherever you look, it's low. In this regard, we can confidently say that we have the highest MMO culture. The best of all. Just recently, it was announced that a Chinese clone of MMO, called "MMODzy," will soon be available on the shelves. As usual, the lead content will probably be elevated. MMO has one attractive feature: when you practice with it in a public place, you will definitely attract the attention of those around you. MMO is a small part of a huge collage; I don't remember when I made it, maybe about 2 years ago. I think it's time, or rather, a period in life, when it's worth thinking about your future. The moment has come when MMO can... No, not quite. Rather, I have approached that line, that starting position, from which ordinary people begin their race to MMO. Starting signal! It's time... One person really wanted to go to the theater. The ticket cost 300 rubles, and the person only had 80 rubles. After thinking, the person decided to pawn the MMO to a pawnbroker. The pawnbroker carefully examined the MMO and said that he would give the person the necessary amount. The friend, realizing that the deal was profitable, agreed. The question is, who and how much won as a result of all these transactions? MMO is the same as business, only with some deviations from traditional rules. And "Omm" is the opposite of MMO.
Well, here. I changed the topic...