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Could you please provide more details about what happened?

Well, first, they spent two hours telling us something in the hall, then they divided us into groups and sent us to stay in rooms where we did all sorts of nonsense, like active and not-so-active games. And we got to know each other in the process.
And then, suddenly, they told us to fill out a bunch of forms with information that we didn't have with us – because no one had warned us! – so we spent an hour and a half writing twenty times who issued our passports and where our parents work.
And then, more games and all sorts of nonsense.

Eight hours

I probably got to know everyone in the university.

No, it was just my group! Twenty-one people, not counting me, and even then, I can only remember half of them by name. x)

I overslept and arrived near the end. I opened the door to the auditorium, and everyone looked at me. Someone mumbled that I was just in time, and then everyone started leaving.

I probably got to know everyone in the university.

and the whole town.

But overall, everything was carefully organized, smooth, and well-done. I actually came here specifically for this, because I also liked the organization when submitting the documents. Only Bauman Moscow State Technical University can compare, which might even be better in some aspects, although at the final stage of submitting documents, they gave me some kind of shabby piece of paper, barely printed on a dying printer, saying that I needed to fill something out there. It felt a bit unprofessional.

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with the whole campus

What are you talking about? I'm in Moscow, by the way.

Where do you live?

Want to come over and give my wolf butt a good smack? ;)
I live in an apartment.

Imaris, what a dedication! But the real dedication is yet to come. First, the stage, then the "kruchon" (a student initiation ritual), the senior students, the student club, and all sorts of fun stuff. I was late for the official ceremony. I filled out all the forms at the dean's office. And that's where they solemnly presented me with my student ID, which I dropped into a puddle that same day. Very symbolic, huh?

How come you're so late?

Three of us didn't show up at all. But I don't know why; maybe they haven't arrived in the city yet.

I live in an apartment.

Not in a dormitory?

and other fun stuff

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll?

Imaris, and since you're in Moscow, which university do you attend?

How could you be so late?

I don't remember. I was living with my uncle back then. And I was constantly late everywhere =) Either he would oversleep, or I would, or he would forget to tell me that he parked the car in the garage and I had to get there myself. It was always something trivial.

Reinstalled Windows.
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Took a deep breath.

He's at MIEM, I think.