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"Wow, the Necromancers are really strong these days! They need to change their appearance! I need to start studying magic! Otherwise, who knows what kind of creatures might attack me," I thought, and chuckled to myself. "The Amulet of Kings... I should go search the districts for it. It will definitely help..." I thought. I entered a dark district and started looking around.
You have entered the industrial center for golem production. There are mages everywhere, and even some gremlins.
Suddenly, an alarm sounds. Archdevils are attacking the Mage Guild. Everyone is running towards it. What do you do?
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You've ended up in an industrial center that produces golems. There are mages everywhere, and also gremlins.
Suddenly, an alarm goes off. Archdevils are attacking the mages' guild. Everyone runs towards it. What do you do?
Of course, I don't like any of this!!!! I quickly run towards the mages' guild. I take out my two-handed axe and am about to jump into the fight when something stops me... I take out my throwing axes and throw them at the archdevil (-20), (-23), (27). Then I take out my axe and watch what happens!
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Of course, I don't like all this!!!! I quickly ran to the mages' guild, took out my two-handed axe, and rushed into battle...
You see a battle of titans against archdevils. Mages cast fireballs at them. The archmage casts holy word. But reinforcements arrive from hell. The battle lasted an hour. It ended, but suddenly the island with the guild began to fall. But they still managed to return the island to its place. Now it is clear that the emperor is on the island now, or maybe he was... What will you do?
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You see a battle of titans against archdevils. Mages cast fireballs at them. An archmage casts holy word. But reinforcements arrive from hell. The battle lasted an hour. It ended, but suddenly the island with the guild began to fall. But they still managed to return the island to its place. Now it is clear that the emperor is on the island now, or maybe he was... What will you do?
I take my axes out of the dead body and put them back on my belt... Well, we need to find the emperor; without him, the empire will fall. I approach the archmage and ask him to give me some artifact that will lead me to the emperor, or at least a squad, a couple of mages...
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I take my axes out of the dead body, put them back on my belt... Well, we need to find the emperor, otherwise the empire will fall. I approach the archmage and ask him to give me some artifact that will lead me to the emperor, or at least a couple of mages for my squad...
Here, take this scroll of seeking. It will help you find the amulet. And here, take this squad of mages.
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Here's a scroll of finding. It will help you find the amulet. And here's a squad of mages.
I can't read scrolls (I don't have an education), so I tell the mages, "Lead the way."
- I say to them... they read something, they argue all the time... but they still lead me somewhere.
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In the combat camp with skeleton archers.
Warriors! Well, former warriors, your strength lies in your numbers, so you need to learn to shoot two or more arrows at a time.A huge treatise on how to do it...
After 6 days of training, they finally learned, but I continued to teach them to shoot 3 arrows... this will take another 8 days.
Убей в себе государство...
Е.Летов царство ему небесное...

Ибо во многой мудрости много печали,умножающий познание умножает скобь...
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Alright. Hop on my back – it’ll be faster. Uh… where is this Heliocrat located? You see, I don’t leave my cave very often – except for hunting.
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As he exits the outhouse, Wu-Jin notices the inscription E=mc^2 (Knowledge +1). Having thoroughly emptied his stomach into the outhouse pit after yesterday's drinking, Wu-Jin feels a bit exhausted (HP -10).
The desert. Red sands surround everything. Near the outhouse, several merchant tents are set up. A little further away, a crowd of oddballs is waiting for a caravan. Suddenly, some guy pushes through the crowd with his forehead, crashes into the outhouse, and falls.
The oddball in a turban: "What's going on? Can't we just walk around peacefully?".
The guy under the outhouse: "There's a ton of oil down here!"
Everyone: "Where?!"
The guy under the outhouse: "Down there!". He dies.
Suddenly, two crazies run by with bags of oil. Each of them has a whole pack in their mouths.
One of them: "This is amazing... Oil-flavored ice cream!!"
Everyone stands there as if struck by tetanus. Suddenly, one of the oddballs: "Follow me!". Everyone runs off in different directions in search of oil.
Suddenly, in Wu-Jin's mind, Pavlik Morozov - the angel of the desert - and the Devil - a transcendent (:) force in the form of a horned idiot - awaken.
The Devil: "Come on, Wu-Jin, take something from them."
PM: "No, don't do it, Wu-Jin!"
PM and the Devil start fighting in his head. Wu-Jin starts shouting and attracts the attention of the guards: "He's a demon! Grab him and throw him in jail!"
The guards...........
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But you forgot your scythe at the estate. So you only have the necromancer's scythe. You realized this, but it was too late – the cyclops attacks, dealing 60 damage (level 6).
You have 5 HP. You are unconscious. The camel spits on you one last time.
You are dragged to the first aid tent. You are treated while unconscious for 5 turns.
I woke up and asked the necromancer doctor to heal me as soon as possible! And I made sure that my equipment was with me.
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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I can't read scrolls (I don't have an education), so I tell the mages, "Lead the way."
- I say to them... They read something, they argue all the time... but they still lead me somewhere....
Well, you're on your way. The scroll led you to the Emperor. Your actions...
Alright. Hop on my back – it'll be faster. Uh... where is this Heliocrat located? You know, I don't often leave my cave – except to hunt.
To the southwest. Shows where.
In the combat camp with skeleton archers.
Warriors! Eee, former ones, your strength is in your numbers, so you need to learn to shoot two or more arrows at a time. A huge treatise on how to do this...
After 6 days of training, they finally learned, but I continued to teach them to shoot 3 arrows... it will take another 8 days.
You taught them to shoot, but since they are undead, they only remember the lessons for a few days.
Brr... No, I'd rather join a garrison, if anything... Risking my life for a meager pay, and in silver... *exits*
*10 minutes later, enters the tavern, but not "Artery," looks around.*
Hmm... I'd better not sit with that group in the corner – I can't stand drunkards... Jhaereg is at the bar – a guild member, and he'll start bothering me... Oh, a wonderful place in the corner... true, someone is sitting there... a face under a veil... A recruiter? Let's check! *sits down next to the stranger* Sir, are you looking for mercenaries? I'm ready to help if you need a warrior, of course...
I need someone to deliver a package to the Shadow Brotherhood. He hands over a package with a seal that cannot be removed. Here are 20 silver coins. You'll get the rest upon arrival.
I woke up and asked the necromancer doctor to heal me as soon as possible! And I made sure that my equipment was with me.
We'll heal you, we'll heal you... he's trying to turn you into a skeleton...
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Well, here you go. The scroll led you to the emperor. What will you do...?
I kneel... and tell the emperor about the island... I say that the people are waiting for your return to the throne... the forces of darkness are attacking us, we need to gather an army... and I ask to join the imperial army...
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I kneel... and tell the emperor about the island... I say that the people await your return to the throne... the forces of darkness are attacking us, we must gather an army......and I ask to join the imperial army.....
Thank you for the rescue. I accept you into the imperial army, into the royal guard. We need to go to the Whispering Wood immediately. There are many treatises on magic there. Perhaps there is a cure. We need Joe of Everest; he is probably already in the Haven. The army from Arksakra and Dendrovirid is gathering there — the archmage said. Now we must try to search for magical scrolls and treatises. You should rest for now, the archmage told Zheka and the emperor. Although what kind of rest can there be. Look around the city or do something else. Here is a guard for you — a Rakshasa raja, otherwise the demons will attack again
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Thank you for saving me. I'm accepting you into the imperial army, into the royal guard. We need to go to the Whispering Woods urgently. There are many treatises on magic there. Maybe there's a cure.
Hmm... so mages aren't capable of healing... well, alright... I say that the mages can go to the guild (they bow and leave)... I approach the merchant, buy two cloaks (-1 gold)... I give one to the emperor... "Perhaps a necromancer revealed your appearance to his subjects, and they are looking for you. I will go with you; the journey will be difficult!" - I say, and I put on the cloak.
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Hmm... so mages can't heal... well, okay... I say that mages can join the guild (they bow and leave)... I approach the merchant and buy two cloaks (-1 gold)... I give one to the emperor... "Perhaps a necromancer revealed your appearance to his subjects, and they are searching for you. I will go with you; the journey will be difficult!" - I say, and I put on the cloak...
An hour later, the archmage arrived and said that we need to perform a ritual of true nature, but the detailed description is probably in the Whispering Woods. We went to the Whispering Woods. We are driving, and suddenly we are attacked by a squad of succubi. I cast "Hornet Swarm" on the demoness, dealing -14 HP, paralyzing for 2 turns, and costing -10 mana. I cast a magic arrow on the succubus, dealing -1 damage and costing -8 mana. The Rajputs deal with the succubi, and we continue on our way. We see a dragon flying towards us. We stop, and I ask, "Who are you?"