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As he exits the outhouse, Wu-Jin notices the inscription E=mc^2 (Knowledge +1). Having thoroughly emptied his stomach into the outhouse pit after yesterday's drinking, Wu-Jin feels a bit exhausted (HP -10).
The desert. Red sands surround everything. Near the outhouse, several merchant tents are set up. A little further away, a crowd of oddballs is waiting for a caravan. Suddenly, some guy pushes through the crowd with his forehead, crashes into the outhouse, and falls.
The oddball in a turban: "What's going on? Can't we just walk around peacefully?".
The guy under the outhouse: "There's a ton of oil down here!"
Everyone: "Where?!"
The guy under the outhouse: "Down there!". He dies.
Suddenly, two crazies run by with bags of oil. Each of them has a whole pack in their mouths.
One of them: "This is amazing... Oil-flavored ice cream!!"
Everyone stands there as if struck by tetanus. Suddenly, one of the oddballs: "Follow me!". Everyone runs off in different directions in search of oil.
Suddenly, in Wu-Jin's mind, Pavlik Morozov - the angel of the desert - and the Devil - a transcendent (:) force in the form of a horned idiot - awaken.
The Devil: "Come on, Wu-Jin, take something from them."
PM: "No, don't do it, Wu-Jin!"
PM and the Devil start fighting in his head. Wu-Jin starts shouting and attracts the attention of the guards: "He's a demon! Grab him and throw him in jail!"
The guards...........